Miggys First Goal

Do they not do their research beforehand.

Carver would be happy.

134 million seems like a bargain.

Let's just say it came from someone who is extremely close to Bruce.

It's interesting that this news about Ashley being super confident that the takeover will go ahead comes out in the same week that I heard that Bruce doesn't even know if he'll be coming back to Newcastle for the start of next season. Hmm...

To think, amongst the ocean of shit managers we've had during the Ashley era, we had the pleasure of Rafa keeping a careful watch over us.

He's about the baffle Americans with his supreme tactical knowledge. Wonder why Bruce never gets picked to do these things.

Imagine the Kardashians rolling up to SJP on match day. Would be amazing.

Completely non-takeover related, but Jamie Reuben and Kim Kardashian might be dating. Get the Kardashian klan to buy us.

Away one looks smart.

Still a useless cunt.

No way are we signing him. Doing so would show the tiniest bit of ambition and that's just not something that we've come to expect during the Ashley era. He probably won't even come back with the team. Just stay in London, Joe. Thanks for everything.

Not sure them lot down the road would like to be called Geordies.

He'll be on the first Easyjet flight to the Algarve this week.

There to say well done no doubt.

They may have been a big club when they first went into League One. Now they’re just another club.

You have to wonder how interested they even are in buying the club. They can clearly afford to go it alone without PIF and AS. You're probably right about linking up with the Saudis meaning more to them. Dropping 10% to be part of the consortium is like pocket money to them.

This is fucking atrocious.

Great header like.

Aye, he's canny now. Give him a full season at NUFC and he gets Bruced and becomes shit.

Liverpool team are at Old Trafford.

I work with one. His excuse? It'll be good to see football in the flesh again.

Has the look of a man who enjoys having the big six so far up his arse that he licks his lips to get a taste of the good stuff.

Need some ambitious fucker to come in and buy us ASAP to get rid of this cunt.