Whitley mag

Bet the scouse cunts we’re secretly thinking shite we signed the wrong forward this summer.

Botman and Isak 2 of the most promising young stars in Europe, both signed and we’re not even in Europe. 11 for me.

St James will be a bear pit when these cunts come up here.

It’ll be fucking wild hope he’s got a new album out aswell before then.

Course we won’t it’s like football manager on here, half this lot wouldn’t know how to run a burger van.

The main glut of games come after the World Cup, by which time January will be close and most of our players will have had the World Cup to rest.

In January everyone thought we hadn’t done enough, look how that turned out. We’ve got more than enough to get us to January, I love the fact it’s planned and not a whiff of panic buying. When Diaby signs in January we’ll all agree they did the right thing.

29 seats popped up in Milburn stand for sale for this if anyones interested (not family enclosure).

They’ve got an absolute nerve the way Salah has hoyed himself on the floor last few years, they obviously know good gamesmanship when they see it cunts.

Great quotes from Eddie the more unlikable we become the better. Howe on Newcastle being booed off: "Ideally we are booed off every week when we play away. We are here to win and to compete, we don't want to be popular. I was proud of our players."

The comparison with the Rashford goal against these is the most galling. No way should that have been disallowed the cheating cunts.

All out for Moussa Diaby and I think we’d break the top 6, we’re maybe 1 or 2 players away if we avoid serious injuries.

Nice to see we’ve rattled these cunts and this is just the start.

Just sign another winger so I never have to witness Jacob fucking Murphy again.

What a fucking surprise every time

No way is his knee or shoulder beyond the defenders foot, what are people seeing here ?

We haven’t even unleashed Anderson on these cunts yet.

Who the fuck needs Tielmans when we’ve got the North Shields Platini.

Woaaah

Let’s hope the lads on the pitch have more back bone than some on here.

Fucking hell pot and kettle.

Alistair McGowan got slated on here last night for saying he had a good game, you’ll be accused of being off your tits on coke in 1 2 3

Yank alert

I was right then aswell, stick with it I’ll educate you yet.