Hovagod

Likewise, after years of hoping Liverpool lose pretty much every game they play, I’ll be cheering them on today

There’s been a sly rewrite of history on this one. They act as though they were going for the league themselves that year. They never were.

‘Be nice if they could get a fourth..’ Fucking hell, look at us

I’m listening online. I know what you mean- I’m sort of forcing it. ‘Maybe if I pace the floor a bit.’

Right leg in, left leg out…

Right leg in, right leg out…

Away fans breaking out the old songbook, Shola and Colo chants. I like that.

Worrying

Harsh on Bellamy

You tease!

Eeeh God if Who do they have today? I could check but just tell me please

Leeds are surely the ‘getting a bit nervous’ fans?

We always seem to lose there in beautiful weather. Have we ever even played them in less than perfect conditions?

We’re all naturally circumspect about money now it’s us because a) you don’t want to sound arrogant and b) football does occasionally have its own peculiar narratives that perhaps players don’t follow, maybe. But, come on Donny- you’ve fucked that one, lad

Everton will piss promotion, we heard the same dire predictions when we went down in 2009

He said something very similar the other day about ‘pretty patterns’ Is he not a bit young to be talking like one of my dad’s dickhead mates?

Another thing to remember is that Everton went to the SoL in 2016, with us needing them to not lose to take it to the last day. The duly capitulated and put in one of the most spineless performances I’ve seen. We could see losing to Burnley as returning that favour.

The sour irony of the Burnely game is that all the attributes of Howe that we value so much, namely his professionalism, will dictate that we go there without a thought in our minds of underperforming. Impossibly, we will know what's it's like to miss Bruce as manager.

Did I read on here or somewhere else that there was supposedly an incident involving him, Duncan Ferguson and a bouncer?

Think Leicester would be right to think they deserved at least a point.

0-0

Would we simply awful going to Burnley on the final day knowing the result could relegate a supposed big club

Sexual ones with me if Bruno is game thanks

If we ever have a favourite ever Newcastle United attempted murder thread, I nominate Batty choking Butt

Spurs