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Yeah, it's the best it's been for fifteen years, how odd people may want to defend the current set up in some minor way.

9 goals in a poor side, versatility as well. Ignore Burnley, he played for Lyon for a lot longer

Oh, there's never a last pay off. Always another one round the corner.

It reminds me of the Alan Partridge biography. Might as well end 'needless to say, I had the last laugh'.

Enter Paqman

And McLaren's Dutch accent was genuinely hilarious.

It's as if he stuck a pen up Bruce's arse to dip it in shite, and that article is what was subsequently committed to paper. Travesty.

Philippe Albert.

"Everton hold interest in Lyon’s Lucas Paqueta."

It's no surprise they'd move from Barclays, after the case between them and Staveley.

Good way to scout players as well of course, have them come to you...

Canny bag of nothing much happening

Hattrick against Man City coming up. Runs up to Grealish and farts in his face, which is easy to do with him being on the bench.

Or Shelvey's been doing gym work during the summer break without maintaining flexibility.

Every club needs decent back up. That's Krafth's role and the contract length reflects that. Kind of mad that Trippier is being put out to pasture already. 32 is not old these days.

So don't reward good performance? Great incentive that

Extended until 2024 is more than deserved in Krafth's case.

Bruce deserves zero compassion.

'cultivating mass'

But then again, who does?

So you're saying we should buy *all* of Lyon's players

"The fans need to realise it may get worse, before it gets even worse."

Poorly

Charley will have been like the hypnotist in The Simpsons. "I did a good job. A goooood job."

Scintillating news there.