elbee909

Linked with Eden Hazard again. Can't help but think this rumour is complete bullshit.

31 is the new 28.

Feeding kids, tuppence a bag. Been a while since we had a Mary Poppins striker - and he did okay when he wasn't creosoting fences.

From BBC match thread: Jordan Pickford is the first goalkeeper to concede five goals in a Premier League match on his birthday. The stat you didn't know you needed.

If anything his success is now guaranteed after you posting this stuff.

Wet noodle.

Hasenhüttl

Perhaps do a concave mirror system instead of the glass to focus beams of concentrated sunlight into the opponents' eyes.

Tbh I'm more concerned about Eddie Howe being poached for a bigger job.

What, the bang average ex-Boro manager? Already had one of those cheers.

I would honestly sit exactly where I'd been sitting for my first match at SJP. 1997 v Barcelona. Keith Gillespie cross; Tino leapt, time froze. Where I was sitting? If Keith's ball had kept going the ball it would have hit me in the face. Perfect.

Hiring Bruce and expecting competence - he's right to claim unrealistic expectations.

Curious how this is a question of semantics.

The results against Brighton over the last few years are entirely irrelevant now. This is a different club now, let alone team. Win!

Those premium seats where you can't see his head, they'll be worth a pretty penny.

I saw someone somewhere say the only reason we're winning is because we've not been up against any form teams. That's up there with 'you've only won because the other team lost' level logic.

Step up Steve Bruce, he's done all he can at West Brom

So is this Ted Lasso the guy to keep Leeds up

Dan Ashworth to score

Can't help but keep looking at table

Sheareresque header

Probably made the complaint to the FA himself...

Why'd he take the toxic job on then eh? Oh, easy money, that's why. If he fails, it's 'not his fault'. As always.

Cunte

It's almost like we need to win as many games as we can