elbee909

But enough of the optimism!

Fabrizio Hedge-your-bets-io

This doesn't preclude that. One would hope.

Hand Clark a fucking broom or he can start digging the foundations for the new training ground.

I expect to see 'Gwight Dayle' turn up with a fake moustache and a top hat. 'Dwight Gayle, who is zis Dwight Gayle? I am Gwight Dayle!'

Close thread

DZ would be nuts

Ah yep. It's all over.

Don't think it's happening. But if you'd said we'd be signing six players in Jan - well ok. Not bad

The usual Twitter shitters

So we went in for Botman again for 50 mill euros and turned down again. Woof

Or... 'God knows'

Always thought that 40m figure seemed weird for Joelinton anyhow. All I know is he's turned it around under a better manager. Onwards and upwards.

'Burn Targett' - starring Jean Claude Van Lundgren as a robot renegade cop etc.

I find it hard to believe Lingard would be the absolute lynchpin people think he'd be. Fair enough if he comes though.

Turned out a bargain!

"Yes, I'll have all these eggs in the one basket thanks"

Might as well have signed off "Yours sincerely, Alex Bruce"

Clearly relegation is not in the plans

Costs about the same.

Cascarino signs

Loan to buy in sunmer, sure, but too much otherwise surely what with everything else going on

Honestly

The stats/data on Ekitike look good. Mbappe comparisons have inflated price I'm sure