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He can draw a couple of mannequins away to make space for others.

Probably go to the club shop, and spend it there.

I dreamed we beat this lot 4-0. Unfortunately the scorers in my dream were Shola with a hattrick, and a goal for Shearer, so may not be wholly accurate.

Alex Murphy. Robocop!

More ED-209, surely

Crikey. Spend 25 million to get an experienced striker who uses his experience to get us 3 crucial points. Beggars can't be choosers.

I loved it, because we won the game.

Was probably Dan Burn's fault

Also almost all the players at Conte's disposal were better than ours, perhaps?

Clearly he's run over your dog. And by dog I mean penis.

Treacy could be talking about anyone or anything and he'd still come across as a twat

But, y'know, human rights yeah

"Burn should be dropped"

It's not an attack on ASM especially but I'm fed up with the commentators going on about him being unpredictable. He's... just not that unpredictable, is he.

Hyperbole mode off please

Too many players didn't turn up for various reasons it seems. We'll still finish above Everton comfortably.

Come on.

I think sharing the captain's armband around a bit is some clever stuff.

If they play a police siren half the home crowd will disappear.

Queen was prob underage at the time. Yep. A nonce Back To The Future scenario.

Shame as he's always seemed a nice guy. I liked his cover of Smooth Criminal, in Alien Ant Farm, too.

Ah, already nudging the narrative by saying 'no direct government links' etc. It's okay for the likes of Chelsea y'see.

I hope he's well and everything is okay. But if he's playing silly buggers then it's his loss tbh.

I'm sure some of the more negative moany naysayers are looking forward to this match. They've been pretty quiet recently, so a loss will be good for them eh.