elbee909

Yeah. Diaby's also really slow I heard!

Still signing Saka though yeah?

All I've ever wanted is another Kieron Dyer type but way better. Let it be.

Yeah, if I supported a North London premier league team I wouldn't want to speculate either.

Go and start a thread about this YouTube kid or something.

Joelgingeton

Daft cunts

https://www.nicematin.com/football/le-fc-seville-sinteresse-au-defenseur-de-las-monaco-benoit-badiashile-777883 Can't imagine we're still after Badiashile now.

Shelvey is from London. No guarantee of quality!

Gooood, gooood

Italian press meltdown incoming

Paqueta can play centre forward as well as CM/AM. Would be decent versatility.

More Italian managers have won the PL than Italian players. Mad.

He's the best! At being the worst... At being awful! Etc.

Could get a decent BMX for that

Zirkzee sounds more like Xerxes from 300

If not done, he'll forever be Hugo Ekidickhead

'Watch your DMs marra'

No

"Ashes to Ashworth, Mike to Mandy" Could probably make it more general re. improvement from previous awfulness. But no-one's singing it anyway.

Ash to Ashes, Worth to Worthy We know Charnley was a turkey Taking this club to an all time low

He's a pacey legend!

Now to release the Woodgate clone from cryo-storage and we're done at the back.

Are we imprisoning him now?