elbee909

Something something 'lacks athleticism' something.

He seems to have a killer head for geometry. Gets ball, knows the precise angle to run from whoever's nearest him.

And no head bandages. They're slowing your brain down Maxi!

Def. played well tonight, good to see.

"We're going down. Feel free to bookmark this."

Ian Wright talking bollocks

Solid goal

What's this 'if ball in Arsenal area = blow whistle' bullshit

Lampard is history's greatest monster.

50k a week. Fucking hell.

The Renan Bus is coming

Cheers, I'd forgotten to block their garbage.

Tony Green. Nah, never saw him play so I'm just being a twat.

Half expect this to pan round to Tim from The Office looking down the camera in disbelief.

Gus Poyet, obviously. Not that he was terrible, but surefire scorer against us it seems.

Yeah. Even I have my own PR team responding to forum messages. Including this one, they wrote this. And this. And this.

Yeah. 'Wil'.

Hopefully that's something they'll have taken into account, and ideally sorted now - otherwise why bother.

Back-up player signs contract extension, probably as back-up player. Yeah, mad stuff.

It just sounds like he wants to leave.

Probably promises a hush hush backhander to directors when he's laid off. I'd love for him to be investigated on that basis because it's the only explanation I can see for him being constantly hired.

One of those crypto fintech things that's full of early promise, but is a bit like running up a blind alley with no end product and everyone ends up frustrated.

He's probably wondering what they'll taste like in a nice puff pastry.

Ginola is a case in point. Went to Spurs and combined his skill with working his arse off. Player of the season wasn't he? But Maxi doesn't feel like pressing. Whatever.

I don't hate ASM. I just don't think he's exhibited, or is exhibiting, the sort of mentality and mental strength that will be required for him to improve. Would dearly love to be wrong.