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He's still going, this Barry Dunnothing fella.

Didn't realise he'd been rejuvenated at Sunderland. Maybe it was running away from there at high speed that gave him a boost

Poor Real Madrid.

For what, Trippier?

Mangetout Rodders, Mangetout!

Chris Sutton never seems to fail to get things wrong. He's just a constant stream of crap.

"Albeit perhaps not the calibre of the star-studded name many might be expecting Newcastle to target in the upcoming window, Veretout’s vast top-flight experience across Europe would help to take Eddie Howe’s side to the next level. This season, the versatile star has directly contributed to 14 goals in 48 appearances under Jose Mourinho, earning an impressive 7.13 average match rating in the process whilst making 1.5 key passes, winning 2.6 duels and taking 46.3 touches on average per league game (Sofascore). Valued at £19.80million and under contract until 2024 (Transfermarkt), Veretout presents an affordable and astute option as Newcastle boss Howe attempts to freshen up the midfield department."

More chance of getting Jon Stead!

Butlins.

Who's going to want to manage PSG?

So now we just need a pre-season match against Bournemouth at St. James' with A-Ha playing at half time, yep?

Callum needs to change his karaoke song I'd say...

No dissing there

That's poster-worthy composition right there!

No surprise if we now sign Zaha and Saha, somehow. Nah, I'm sure we'll be 'Hunting High and Low' for signings. Think you can do better? Take me on.

A-Ha does feel a little Partridge. But being a similar age to him I totally understand.

The head dip etc. honestly reminds me of someone skipping stones across water at times.

I don't think Mourinho would've achieved what Eddie Howe has here.

Straight on eBay.

Just you as I recall

To be frank I thought his performance was pretty toothless.

He seemed more generous in his praise than that, hearing the whole thing.

Jury's a cock.

He's right. We are going for the top four.