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If only his name were 'Woods'.

Hopefully he's quite vocal as a keeper. Be good to see a screaming Pope. </culture>

Just joined the forum ten minutes ago, eh. Might want to give it a bit of time before trolling.

Sometimes I don't want us to be realistic, sell him the dream!

'Picking up the pieces after he leaves'. Bloody hell, get the violins out

The Svend is nigh

Hopefully he hasn't torn his cartridge

Hopefully he'll sign, if only to console us.

As has been pointed out - the 'ready to fly' tweet in that is from Jan 31st

Get out!

In other news, Shearer signs for 15 mill

Right-sided isn't he?

Such momentum when in full flow as well.

I keep mentally calling him Ben Svotman.

Botman. Ah-aaaah! Fighter of the Night Man.

Ekitik-ing time bomb etc.

In terms of maintaining a career rep as a defender, you can understand moving to Milan over Newcastle. Hopefully that will absolutely change.

Oh, snap!

Sven isn't even a Dutch name. Can you really trust a man like that?

That'd exactly what one doesn't hear when Botman runs past you

Sounds like they kinda made that up.

Beyond caring now

And they still have Gerrard as a manager. Must be great being a fan of the most 'meh' club in the world

Such a short window, probably already have them lined up (but you have to advertise the vacancies, legally speaking)