elbee909

"Personally I thought Newcastle were crap. Scored 2 quite predicable and preventable goals" Yeah, I guess that backheel volley, could see that coming from a mile off. I'm sure they had a bet on that happening, it was so obvious.

Bloody hell, can you imagine. For shame.

I'm grateful for the foundations that Steve Bruce put down to make this all possible. Signed, not his son

I'd take a loss but still keep the run going afterwards lads.

On a Thursday!

What a fucking win. What goals too.

Whatever Howe gave our lot at half time, I need some

The HTT effect on Bruno I guess

Useless header that.

They were also the first team to do that beginning with the letter 'N'.

But his hair. So, no.

Lampard is basically an idiot.

Linked with Eden Hazard again. Can't help but think this rumour is complete bullshit.

31 is the new 28.

Feeding kids, tuppence a bag. Been a while since we had a Mary Poppins striker - and he did okay when he wasn't creosoting fences.

From BBC match thread: Jordan Pickford is the first goalkeeper to concede five goals in a Premier League match on his birthday. The stat you didn't know you needed.

If anything his success is now guaranteed after you posting this stuff.

Wet noodle.

Hasenhüttl

Perhaps do a concave mirror system instead of the glass to focus beams of concentrated sunlight into the opponents' eyes.

Tbh I'm more concerned about Eddie Howe being poached for a bigger job.

What, the bang average ex-Boro manager? Already had one of those cheers.

I would honestly sit exactly where I'd been sitting for my first match at SJP. 1997 v Barcelona. Keith Gillespie cross; Tino leapt, time froze. Where I was sitting? If Keith's ball had kept going the ball it would have hit me in the face. Perfect.

Hiring Bruce and expecting competence - he's right to claim unrealistic expectations.