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Every match feels like the most important one now

I think it's highly likely that what will look like a thunderbolt shot on goal, that Bruno scuffs massively, will make everyone groan. "Oh no. We're cursed to ruin even the best players." But ah, the ball flies at ludicrous speed into the opposing technical area, not only decapitating Frank Lampard but causing his head to explode. Tears of joy all round. Even the Everton fans know it's for the best, really. Bruno turns to the camera and winks. Then it ends 2-0

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

Piece of shit. Got zero time for animal cruelty fuckers.

Tbh almost all non-compete agreements aren't truly enforceable and are put in place to discourage poaching. At least that was the case when the UK was in the EU.

I liked Acuna. Was mostly solid, seemed to grab the odd goal, think he was underrated!

Or he resigned a few months ago.

Alerted as in 'stay away from this fuckin' guy'

He's the only name on the teamsheet against Everton. Everton to lose.

Of course, Lille lost 1-5. That Botman and Ben Arfa magic.

Feels like some people would welcome a loss.

Manquillo.

He's not going to play full back again though is he?

Probably why he gets along so well with Lampard.

I'm fed up of hearing how Bruce is a good guy. He's the equivalent of a cowboy builder. Goes around place to place, rips off clubs and supporters, manipulates the facts and then pisses off to the next mark to con them. Any other profession he'd be on Watchdog.

Too many other fans saying 'give him a chance' - yeah, fine until he's in charge of your club, that is.

Stealing a living. Honestly, what a bag of shite.

Defo. I'm envious of Targett's halloween costume possibilities here.

When it said 'expire' I figured you wanted them to die.

Got to find this video

"Arsenal have confirmed that striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang has left the club by mutual consent, however Barcelona are yet to complete a deal for the Gabon international." So... you're saying there's a chance

Hey @Kid Icarus - what episode was this in? Cheers No worries - I found it, the episode 'Spectacularity' - 38 mins in.

Sure, but if his first game is against Everton, I hope he goes up to Van Der Berk and Comedy Alli and says "I'm about to show you why you couldn't get a game". Then follows a sequence much like Denzel Washington pre-visualising what he's going to do to his opponents in the Equalizer reboots.

We don't need another hero. But a forward would be usefuuuuul