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Just literally winced at a Sky Sports News presenter saying ‘Steve Bruce’s Newcastle United’. Took me by surprise a bit! He’s been here what, a year? My brain still can’t process it.

That’s fucking hilarious!! ?? Breaking records all over the shop. Brilliant & fantastic!!

BRILLIANT and FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

You ok pal? Feeling a bit dizzy?

Apparently we’ve been brilliant and fantastic this season! Who knew?! Fucking paid thousands to talk shite!

Bruce will sort him out - he’s better than Rafa!

Is there a version of this where I can get the pitch noise but no fucking commentators? Professional shit-talkers!

They’re all playing like they’re pissed!

Wouldn’t it make more sense to start Miro? If he’s trying to help Joelinton gain confidence, starting him up top on his own against City, when he’s going to have 10 touches if he’s lucky is likely to do more damage than good. He’s throwing the game anyway, might as well play someone he clearly doesn’t give a shit about up front

What the fuck is that?!

Whoever the presenter is just asked Alan Smith if the Bournemouth fullback should have backup against that run of ASM’s. They’re literally looking at the screen of two players backing him up and ASM skinning them all ? Thick as pigs hit!

He’s pretty much world class now! There are so few players like him in the game. He’s tearing up the PL in his first season, playing for a shit manager and a mid table team. He could play right at the top now, no problem.

That’s shit luck for Longstaff. He looks absolutely gutted. On the plus side, this is probably the most I’ve enjoyed watching us all season.

I live in Leeds and i'm torn On the one hand it would be great for the area, good to have a team representing Yorkshire in the PL and they're a big club with. top manager. On the other hand i'm surrounded by their fans on a daily basis and they're arseholes!

It's very difficult to f*** up the design of a Roma shirt but here we are. That's comfortably the worst shirt Roma has ever had. They used to have some amazing kits - those Kappa ones with Mazda and Wind as their sponsors were hall of famers

I think Steve McLaren has had a hair transplant. That’s all.

Fernandes! Absolute rock!

Probably the best I’ve seen Rose play for us.

I hate this 'good things don't happen to us' line, sounds like permanent victim mentality mode....but the thing is, in this case it feels valid. Ever since it became clear that this wasn't going to pass without a hitch, it just seems impossible to imagine us as being the richest club in the world. Nah. Nee way, f*** that, it's not happening. The GOOD thing about how long this has taken is that it obviously means both parties are seeking a way to meet the terms and approve the Takeover. The longer it has gone on - the better. If it was going to be NO (which it never could be as the club is sold already) then it would have been a pretty QUICK result !! It’s been reported already that it’s a consultative process rather than a blanket yes or no. Clearly conversations are happening regarding the piracy and actions are being taken as a result. I can only see one outcome now and that’s a positive one. The PL will want this to happen because it has potential to increase their revenue significantly. The government won’t want anything to happen that will piss off one of their biggest trading partners, so I imagine they’re getting involved as well.

Credit where it’s due! We actually looked decent in the first half and then we properly capitalised on the sending off. Right lineup, right tactics. Nothing wrong at all today!

Get in there big lad! Hopefully that kickstarts him into a run of scoring!

How did we get St Maximin for just £16.5m?! He’s absolutely class! In fact, how did we get him at all? Why weren’t other clubs queuing up for him?

Has he got no left foot at all?! £40m quid for that!!!!

He’s a like the angry drunk in the corner of the pub that everyone winds up because you know you’ll get a bite. Some of his statements are straight out the mouth of Jay from The Inbetweeners.

Presumably, if the PL reject this takeover they can kiss any future investment/involvement in the PL from Saudi Arabia. From a commercial POV that wouldn't be a good move.