Holmesy

Whatever Howe and his team are trying to coach into these players isn’t working at all.

Fucking brainless from Almiron!

I’m beginning to think that Willock spell last year was just a purple patch. He’s absolutely looked shit since

Again, reminds me a lot of myself….

He’s just really impressive. Every time I hear him speak I’m more and more confident he knows exactly what he’s doing. Reminds me of myself in a lot of ways! ?

He’s a bit clueless when he gets near the opposition box but defensively he looked decent. Hopefully the attacking side of his game comes on with good coaching and confidence

Must be the worst trainer in the squad. It’s the only possible reason he hasn’t been playing. He’s laughably better than Lascelles. It’s not even worth mentioning Clark in this conversation

Sorry mate, but I couldn’t agree with that less. We’re rock bottom of the league and Clark has started most games at CB this season. He is a key reason we are where we are in the league and it’s no surprise he’s just done what he did.

Pick championship level cunts in your starting 11 and you have to expect dumb shit like that! Awful decision by the manager. Awful!

We need a new captain so we can bin Lascelles immediately. Any promise he had as a top level CB has gone, he’s now a total liability. Tarkowski would be a good start to the window, Coady would be another strong option.

They scored 2 world class goals! Other than that I can’t remember Dubs being troubled too much? Ritchie let his man go a few times but that’s to be expected because he’s shite!

Add a proper creative CM to that list as well

They arguably have 10 better players than us on the pitch, they’re at home and they’ve scored 2 worldies. I doubt Howe marked this down as a game we’d win. Learn from it and move on.

Ritchie has created something like the 4th most chances in the PL this season. From a stats point of view that masks how shite he is when you use your eyes.

Good! They’re both fucking crap!

How long will it take to coach the Bruceball out of these players? Willock has been the worst of the lot

Tony Adams’ justification for the Schar one not being a penalty is that it happens every week. Yes Tony, and it should be a penalty every week you fucking simpleton!

Fuck knows then! Have we ever had competent fullbacks on both sides since the Keegan years?

First time I’ve seen Smith Rowe live - he’s class! His movement is spot on

Fuck me, we need a new left back urgently!

Tragic!

He’s absolutely wank!

Still some of the old Joelinton in there.

This is gonna be some 15 minutes!

We look even worse defensively than we did before.