I would love a pundit to go into work an hour early and actually research Newcastles stats so far this season, look at how many points we have gained by sitting back for 85 mins and then getting a lucky break, the fact we have two goalkeepers that get worked more than the rest of the league put together.
We are every bit as bad as Sheff Utd tge only difference is that they have Mcburnie and we have Wilson.
Or, the pundit could turn up 5 minutes before and tell everyone that Newcastle fans expectations are to high and we want the win the league with 100 points and 100 goals but "they need to be realistic, it doesn't work like that".
I want this takeover so bad, mainly because I want them fuckas to hate us.