Abra Dubravka

Need to show some balls and change it for second half - not a chance in hell it won't be anything other than 5-3-----1 Have to take of a centre back, and stick on Almiron

No excuses, but can tell that's just frustration. Pissed to fuck that his teammates are giving the ball away constantly, no one in support, and he's up there chasing shadows Feel sorry for the lads in this team that can play a bit - Wilson, Schar, Fraser. Can imagine Schar and Wilson are fuming at these morons in charge and likes of Hendrick, Dummett, Yedlin.

Played a more 'attacking' side against Arsenal, and made them look worse than what we're doing now with a more defensive XI against a side that has 2 fucking points

The saddest thing is everyone could see this performance coming. It's not exactly like were having an off-day, and you'd expect us to snap out of it second half.

The alarming thing is when Sheff U to score, we won’t change the set up or approach. Come 60mins when we do try and go for it, all the players will be royaly fucked, devoid off all confidence and lost it mentally they’ll just get passed around even more

Sheff U have played better stuff in 15 mins of football than we'll see all season.

Swap Wilson and Darlow, for McGoldrick and Ramsdale we'd be the side on 2 points, and these would be further up than us

Throw ins are really impossible for the Steve's to fathom aren't they

Sheff U winning in the cup at weekend, does that mean they're the in form side?

Pundits telling us how great Bruce is, is like the fat kid with chocolate smeared round his gob telling you he hasn't touched the cake.

What's he had to say? Only just switching on now

Lardarse came in and kept the back 5 Rafa had, once Bruceball had finally eroded any lasting competence Rafa had instilled he moved to a four. Then back to a 541 against the big sides, now seemingly every side is bigger and better, so we're keeping the back five it seems. We've been playing it so much now, it's obvious what he sees the players as most used to - so has become his default set-up. Just shows he has no clear 'philosophy' other than throwing enough shit at the wall and seeing what sticks. His bollocks about changing the way we play is utter bollocks in the positive sense - there has been no improvement whatsoever. He hasn't changed the way we play at all, only eroded what Rafa had, now we've been the same clueless XI individuals in baring 1 or 2 games since early last season

Neeed all the bodies back to stop handle McBurnie!

Get higher up the pitch, by filling the team with players who stay back

...and the surrounding Southern Yorkshire

Marco Matterazzi

Marten de Roon, Victor Valdes (other way round)

Jerome Boateng, Aspas, Depay, Carlos Vela, Gio Dos Santos, Cuardrado

Only time I ever see you post is about Nufc Matters

Wilder on the windup I always think opposing managers that come out and praises our manager does it to serve their own interest in keeping us down by keeping the manager in the job as long as possible. Can't remember many coming out and saying the same when Benitez was here. Maybe just my imagination. Bruce might actually be a decent guy to have a pint with, been fun/good to play under, or good in the dressing room as a teammate, but millions of fans of clubs he's managed think he's a total fraud. Your average football fan will tell you he's a pretty low-level manager, and facts speak to that. Rafa's standing in the game spoke for itself. Him being a 'top manager' or a 'good bloke' didn't need to be addressed in every single interview or pundit piece. Clubs he's managed love him, and football as a whole respects him. It's only really the Chelsea neanderthals that have a stick up their arse about him, majority would appreciate him winning a Europa League and 'steadying the ship'. Fans of nearly every club Bruce has managed think he's shitbag.

Never going to win FAC under Bruce/Ashley, so honestly would have preferred us to be knocked out by someone like Stockport. Arsenal away, goes under the radar too much, were never going to win that tie. Would have been good to see The Steve's frantically panic as they hadn't factored in a National League side being able to defend his Bruceball. Added bonus being the pundits and fanboys having a front row seat to see how bad we are again. Hang the bastard out to dry a bit more following the Brentford awakening.

Hope West Ham get a stuffing

Time the takeover and Bruce's demise just in time for Guardiola leaving City

Is that a lesser spotted Vlad Chiriches?