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Similar to taking your love interests name out of your MSN name IIRC.

@Bethis so beautifully miserable. The woman of my dreams.

Went onto a Celtic forum to read the fewmmm as it’s always fun and I can’t work out if they’re all demented or have some sort of swear filter on https://kerrydalestreet.co.uk/midweek-match-thread-mon-16th-fri-20th-may-2022-t139515-s740.html Effs, Carrots and Huns being posted left right and centre.

Kids and grownups will love that goal.

One of those where the contact is nowhere near enough for you to collapse your legs and fall to the floor as the ball is conveniently running out of play. Never a penalty, but they’re often given in this soft shite age.

Ah, maybe that’s what I was recalling.

Just been for a scout around and I see their outrage at us has simmered slightly because Wycombe are the scum today for failing to give up all of their own allocation to the mackems.

Not sure how it’s fair if he’s taking Frankfurt’s free kicks.

I thought this has happened before, hasn’t it? Might just be me talking shit mind, but swear I remember that happening.

The fuck have they all got matching hats on for?

Frankfurt end looks class though

Saw the local rags in Manchester were crediting us with a £40m bid for Dean Henderson. If that’s true I’d rather claw my eyes out with hotdog sausages. Hope it’s just their toilet standard of ‘journalism’.

9,500 allocation each, fuck me.

I heard Nick De Marco looked up to the sky at the Spurs home game and mouthed, “You’ve done this, Keith”.

Fucking hell, hope he isn’t taking that knowledge from Jamie Redknapp.

Absolutely hate this shite of throwing pints around. A majority of away games in the concourse you get little twats doing it for zero reason.

As modest as ever @Whitley mag

Your dentists send intro emails?

Well done again mate. Still nothing like Leicester’s collapse.

Great bloke who did a job for us. Considering his personal circumstances he always gave his all. Hope he goes on to have a good career and wish him well

They’ve lost their last two games against a decent Spurs side (with refereeing decisions that could have easily have gone a different way)* and I think last night we would’ve given anyone in the league a good game. The manner of the defeats would be disappointing but I thought I heard they had a fairly patched up side with players playing through injury and key players out (may be wrong as not really that engrained in their detail). Prior to those defeats they got impressive results against Chelsea, West Ham and Man Utd. If anything, the run of three defeats before that against Palace, Brighton and Southampton are the cause of not getting the top four - which when you consider versus their form at the time, are a bit of an anomaly. It’s not like they’ve lost their last 5 games and completely collapsed out of contention. I agree it’s a missed opportunity for them but it just seems so strange how much grief their getting when Leicester (at the time, and still if you listen to joey) got none for two remarkable collapses in comparison. Arteta has a big season next year though - will be higher expectations now. *I don’t disagree with the decisions, but how often do we see pens given for stuff like that first goal? 99/100 never given.

No. I was criticising Rodgers for being 10+ points clear and failing to get it over the line. I thought that would’ve been clear where I said “considering they were never clear of 5th” but you probably got too excited in making your reply that you missed that key detail. Completely different circumstances and even without that I would also consider Arsenal to have a poorer team than those Leicester teams. Well done though, proud of you.

Think the mantra that Arsenal have bottled top four is really weird considering they were never clear of 5th and weren’t ever considered a proper contender pre-season. They’ve done well, I thought.

My favourite was one mackem’s response to this: “Ideal club for tweeting stuff like that.. they absolutely lap up that sort of shit. I think most other clubs fans would see straight through it.” Aye. The really saw through Donald didn’t they? Had his card marked from day one, as they lapped up a free burger for changing pink seats.

You can tomorrow.