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Ekitike scored as many goals for Liverpool in 2 mins as the rat has managed in his entire dipper career.

BTW, I'm still fuming about the Spurs result!

3 points is 3 points, but I'd be lying if I said that I was expecting a dominant display to go along with it. So many of these players play like they're thick!

The more I hear about this world cup, the worse it gets.

Has anyone ever seen Arne Slot and Frank Chippa in the same place at the same time? Just saying.....

Our group is boring as fuck, France vs Norway is perhaps the only tasty looming group stage game the rest is various levels of meh ranging from 'forgone conclusion' to 'a bit pish'. Sad to see the world cup become such a mickey mouse tournament

This. He's a destitute player, fans of any club (Liverpool included) would've been appalled by the way he forced his move, whenever a player goes on strike without good reason, the overwhelming majority of fans will call it out. Interesting to hear that he isn't popular among the Liverpool squad. Part of me is convinced that the only reason they signed him is cause VVD was sick of being torched by him

It really is spectacular what a monumental fuck up this transfer has been. You couldn't have written ot better in your wildest dreams. Remember Romano and all those slimey stooges fawning over Liverpool’s "power play" of cockblocking us for Ekitike and getting a cut price deal for Isak by encouraging him to go on strike? Ekitike is the better player for their system and he started the season well, but Slot can't not play the 130m man despite his injury woes and self inflicted lack of pre season so he's now forced a square peg in a round hole and has tanked Ekitike's form in the process. I am still completely dumbfounded as to why they splurged 130m on an older version of Ekitike when they have glaring needs elsewhere The best part? After all that we ended up with Woltemade!

Call me a bedwetter but they're gonna fucking rag doll us!

Where are the "it'll be good to have the derbies back" brigade now? I demand a meeting!

Eyes on the prize here folks. Isak may have etched his face on the NUFC Mt.Rushmore of cunts this summer but never forget who the true nemesis is! I'd like to see: •Isak serenaded by the mackems •Isak hat-trick •Xhaka inflicting a career ending injury on him •Flights between Newcastle and Dublin suspended leaving the Liverpool fans stranded Is that being too greedy?

One team concedes late goals the other team scores late goals. My the heart rate monitor on my FitBit isn't prepared for what'll hit it if the scores are level going into stoppage time.

He's not the answer, he was never going to be, Trafford probably won't be either. I know it's easier said than done but we need a real bonafide #1 rather than rummaging through a bunch of 'he'll do for now' type keepers.

As useful as a glass hammer, getting really fucking sick of this guy tbh

Spurs are one of the most powderpuff rabble of shitebags I've seen rock up to SJP in quite some time and we let them walk away with a point after they offered next to fuck all the whole game. This fucking team man!

Frank is one of the gimpiest nonces in football, I hope we make his life unbearable for the next 2 hours

No Wissa on the bench. Worrying.

I don't care if you're all sick of me saying it cause someone has to say it. Squad line up in numerical order is Utter Woke Nonsense

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/c62lgler7rlo VAR being used to determine corners kicks.

Absolutley hoaching podcast! My toes couldn't curl enough from cringing. Do they still have that Everton fan on with the 'extinction rebellion accent'?

I'm fine with this, it's a good deal for all parties. I've long argued that we need to be more ruthless with transfers ans we can't just keep sub par players hanging around cause they're nice guys so I can't complain if someone is offering decent money for a bit part player who isn't going to get the minutes he needs to flourish. He's only a year younger than Woltemade, he needs to be playing week in week out. However, in a situation like this, I hope there's scope to add in a buy back clause in case he hits it off, Frankfurt usually know what they're doing with Strikers!

An injury setback a day keeps Dr Congo away!

Even Riviere scored now and then, not all is lost

Goal music. Any club which uses it should be jettisoned into the sea. It would be insulting to tin pots by describing as tin pottery of the highest order.

If it turns out to be the winner, then yes*, Sunderland are the only team he's allowed to play well against. *as long as his groin explodes the second after scoring