Alan Pardew

Shelvey been poor.

1-1 with an Eriksen goal.

Rare good piece of business done by Manchester United for Daniel James. He is a pace merchant with no finishing skills. Championship level at best.

DUST WORSELFFSS DOUUWN

I'm at a 3. I don't think we will go down but as Howe said it - "If you go on a bad run you are right back in it". The upcoming home game against Brighton is huge.

Current owner: "We had to encourage players – ‘we’ll be a safe place for you, we’ll deliver and grow’. Previous owner: "Buy my tat" What a difference.

KEPA

Amanda is amazing.

Penalty surely

Bielsa will be flogged tonight surely?

This is spot on. Imagine the same game but with Bruce on the sideline. We would probably still have taken the lead but the last 40 minutes would be nervous, pathetic all out defensive cowardice. Fuck that fat jammy cunt.

If he can keep this up he is another player I'll happily admit I was wrong about. Steve Bruce is a destroyer of footballers.

Fabian Schär immense today!!!!!!!

We should buy Raphinha.

Tottenham are so poor defensively. Leeds could easily have scored a few here.

Yes please funds are a bit low now.

I think we will win this one 3-1

They're in for a rude awakening.

Turning on Keano real fast now as they realize they’re too skint to pay him some decent wages. Droning on about what a privilege it would be to manage them and how he will never get another chance like this. Absolutely delusional! “Thank you so much for interviewing me for the position at this League One nuthouse. What an honor.”

They are shit

Miles ahead of Willock.

If West Ham play like this we can get a result there. All of them poor except Bowen. What a player.

This is art.