Alan Pardew

HELLO!

Adam Armstrong coming on. Such a useless little shit!

Ten Hag fucking bald cunt.

With what? They can’t defend for shit. There’s no way that fat cunt gets that defense sorted so quickly.

Just finishing up my application. See ya later lads.

No need for words like these.

My local Job Centre is closed on Saturdays.

Romero is a joke. Nice win today lads. Young Eddie might get you CL. Remember when we got 5th? Good times. See ya later.

Rob Holding struggling because he is a Championship defender suddenly involved with the title deciding match in the Prem. Fucking hair transplant cunt.

I’ve applied for the job lads.

Arteta is a prat. He should go back to City and move cones around for that fucking bawld cunt Pep.

Evening.

Lads you’ve got me all wrong. I’m an excellent communicator - That old Chilean twat had no problem understanding me. And my Spanish is better than Moyes’ for sure. Fucking old cunt.

Hola.

Any jobs available?

Erik Ten Hag fucking bald cunt. His substitutions are worse than mine. See ya later lads.

Martin O’Neill fucking old cunt.

Fuck off Steve McClaren fucking old cunt.

Was a hard working defender. Gave it his all.

That Grealish is pretty good. Not as good as Almiron though.

Pep fucking bald cunt.

Championship player who goes into hiding during matches. Awful.

Fucking old cunt.

Happy to see Young Eddie finding a win again. Forest very poor tonight. They offer nothing but hard tackles and a bit of shithousery. Wouldn’t mind seeing them go down. Wankers.

I will apply for the job lads. Why not? Wish me luck. See ya later.