Alan Pardew

Lads you’ve got me all wrong. I’m an excellent communicator - That old Chilean twat had no problem understanding me. And my Spanish is better than Moyes’ for sure. Fucking old cunt.

Hola.

Any jobs available?

Erik Ten Hag fucking bald cunt. His substitutions are worse than mine. See ya later lads.

Martin O’Neill fucking old cunt.

Fuck off Steve McClaren fucking old cunt.

Was a hard working defender. Gave it his all.

That Grealish is pretty good. Not as good as Almiron though.

Pep fucking bald cunt.

Championship player who goes into hiding during matches. Awful.

Fucking old cunt.

Happy to see Young Eddie finding a win again. Forest very poor tonight. They offer nothing but hard tackles and a bit of shithousery. Wouldn’t mind seeing them go down. Wankers.

I will apply for the job lads. Why not? Wish me luck. See ya later.

Fucking old cunt down 1-3. Great night.

Fat cunt.

Graham Potter overrated bearded cheating useless twat.

Now that would be truly fantastic. I doubt they would even read my application though. See ya later lads.

Graham Potter useless overrated bearded twat.

I’m now at 50/1 for the Southampton job lads. Do you think they’ve read my application?

Lads… I’ve been sacked. Any jobs available?

FUCK ‘EM!!!

Graham potter useless bearded twat.

I see young Eddie has bested my record. He is the real deal. See ya later lads.

I’ve applied for the job lads. Bookies giving me an 80/1 chance of it happening.

Jesse Marsch couldn’t win a game if his life depended on it. Hopeless excuse of a manager.