Alan Pardew

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSS LADS!

Give me three weeks with that Fulham team and I would have them winning five games in a row. Probably go on to lose six in a row after and then win another four. see ya later lads.

They’ve had two massive chances but that Fernandes just didn’t come through for them

Yeeeeees lads. The Premier League is finally back.

We had many cloggers lads. And we still got 5th! have a nice Sunday.

YYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSS LADS. The King is out here still getting you lot new fans. Now of course I did massively regret what I did at the time but it looks like it’s worked out great for everyone in the long run. Great win against Hull as well on the day. Good times lads. lunch time for me soon lads. I’ll be having everything. see ya later.

I’ve been working lads. Here’s my latest video. still hoping someone comes through for me with a job. The King back on the pitch. I’d take one of the top League One clubs as well I’ll tell ya that much. See ya later lads.

Gareth told me this lad is planning on staying. Good news for you lot, you can never have too many fullbacks in my opinion. see ya later.

It worked plenty of times lads. Just because the immediate thing to happen isn’t a goal doesn’t mean it’s ineffective. Gives the opposing team something to think about. Remember when we got 5th place? Good times.

Thank you Lee for the encouraging words. Sorry it didn’t work out for you at Forest. Let me know if you go some place else and if they need a manager

YES LADS!!!!!

No comments lads. I hope you all have a great day and hopefully there will be some good transfer news soon for Young Eddie. im sure the club will come through for him. see ya later

Don’t know about 13 but I’d take more than one who’s injured for the majority of the tournament that’s for sure lads. Big lunch coming up for me later today. Some place my wife wants to try. Already forgotten the name of the place. But I’ll be having what everyone else is having that much is certain. See ya later.

YYYEESSS LADS. An international gig for the King. I was joint favourite for the job at one point as you might recall.

Ok lads let’s calm down a bit.

That Williams in acres of space all the time. What is happening Gareth???

36 goals in the league, 8 in the CL.

YES LADS is it finally coming home?? I’ve sent my texts to Gareth. Got to narrow that midfield against these. Remember when we got 5th place? What a season. see ya later

YES LADS!! Looks like Gareth read my WhatsApp messages! Very good first half. You are welcome.

YYYYEEESSSS LADS. One of many great wins

I’ve been on the drink lads so excuse my French but this lad has been in and out of your first team squad since 2021 and has accomplished what most English gentlemen would refer to as absolutely fuck all, and now you can sell him for PURE PROFIT to the Greek Baron Harkonnen of Nottingham and you are throwing your toys out the pram? no European football for you lot and Tonali coming back means little to no playing time for this lad anyway. it’s a good move for both him and you. see ya later lads.

Minteh… signed from bumfuck Odense in Norway or Denmark or whatever was never going to see a second of playing time in the premier league for you lot. You’ve now sold him for a MASSIVE profit. Just the same as the likes of Ashby and that Australian lad no one remembers. They will be moved on as well when the time is right. This is what you are now. A big club, moving players on with little remorse. Get used to it lads. I’ve been on the drink tonight not going to lie. 🍺🍺🍺 A win for England tomorrow you think? Possibly. I’ve texted Gareth with a few pointers. You get my drift? I was the favourite for the job at one point.

That Tielemans is a nothing player. Good for you lot you didn’t sign him. wouldn’t fit into Young Eddie’s way of playing.

YES LADS. Surely a win tonight to get us back on track!

YES LADS. Remember when the bookies had me as a favourite for the job after the Iceland debacle? The first one that is. Alas it didn’t come to pass. See ya later.