Alan Pardew

I don’t believe for a second that clubs like Man City are interested in that Livramento. Reminds me of Wan-Bissaka with his decision making in the final third.

What a cross. Young Eddie should buy that Bowen when they go down. Still some good years in him. Streets ahead of that Adam Elanga.

Could see myself applying for the Chelsea gig lads. One win streak should be enough to get into the Europa League I reckon. That Riossenior won’t last long. Got some red bottles in today lads. Italian. See ya later.

That Wirtz is shite I must say.

Awful that

This lad come back to preseason training looking like he ate an entire McDonalds restaurant.

Fantastic manager Young Eddie. Got it wrong yesterday but he will study and analyze what happened and win against Barcelona on Tuesday.

Shocking game management from Young Eddie but there’s still time to turn it around. He has good players available on the bench.

I’d get that Osula off and ship him out to a championship club. Then I would put West Germany striker Woltemade up top. in the second half change a few players and play on the front foot.

Normal service resumed. Young Eddie be fuming watching this.

Great win for Young Eddie. The ref tried his best to sabotage him tonight. Disgraceful for this league.

Get that Adam Elanga off the pitch. Diabolical player.

Lads we’ve been over this time and time again. We got 5th… I wanted to kick on and build from that. They brought in players like Vurnon Anita. We almost won the Europa League. See ya later.

Tragic footballer that Adam Elanga.

Proper shite this lad unfortunately.

Not offside but he couldn’t wait to wave his flag the cunt. I hope young Eddie gets at least a point here.

Gonna need more than that Willock’s League One finishing to beat this keeper.

I reckon one win streak of about 4 games should be enough to keep them up. I might apply and get a nice little paycheck for my troubles.

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS LADS!!!!

League One for this lad in a few years time.

Massive fan of Eddie me but if he can’t fix the acres of space in that midfield he will be gone when the season is over… It’s too simple and easy for teams to just run right through it.

Is Trippier on drugs?

That Murphy is a liability whenever he finds himself with the ball in his own half. Diabolical player.

How good is that Hall? Great LB that plays on the front foot.

Yes lads. Goal from that Aarons. He never did much afterwards but he had a good game that night. We were in a great win streak around that time. See ya later.