Alan Pardew

Yes

Hot and cold this lad. They’re probably laughing in Milan at what you paid. Great wines down there. Valtellina what a place. See ya later.

Sell that Gordon. Dumbest footballer I’ve ever seen. Probably be posting some pseudo intellectual nonsense on Twitter later.

Proper shite.

The Brentford moneyball peddlers waited for years for that Wissa to score some goals so they could move him on for profit. They must be screaming of laughter when they see what you lot paid for him.

Weak as piss this Villa lot. There for the taking just play on the front foot with some quality on the ball and it’s a win.

Shocking refereeing as always lads.

YEEESS LADS. Young Eddie taken you lot into the next round of Europe. Just like I did. Probably would have won it had Cisse worn his scoring boots against Benfica.

Class player that gave you that extra quality on the ball. I knew how to manage him and get the best out of him.

I’ve been celebrating another Young Eddie win. Sure we may have had a few. See ya later lads.

Too easy to play the ball straight through the midfield. Young Eddie needs to fix this.

Proper shite that Ramsdale. Young Eddie loves English players but he can’t be allowed to stay after this loan finishes.

That Woltemade can win the World Cup for West Germany. What a player.

Proper shite that Wissa. You’ve vastly overpaid for him.

That Unal would be top class if he could stay fit. He adds that little extra quality on the ball you want as a manager.

End to end stuff. Both teams playing on the front foot.

Call Palace tonight. Give them what they ask.

League One quality this lad.

Never a striker this tall lad. I don’t care what Young Eddie or the West Germany manager says. He’s got plenty of other qualities though. What a signing.

What a player that Young Miley.

I might apply for the Chelsea job. Come in and get some win streaks going.

Offside surely lads.

Weak as piss that Gordon.

YYYYYYYEEEESSS LADS!!!

2-0 win for Young Eddie. I can’t see Burnley getting anything out of this even if they are at home. Young Eddie will rotate less for this game than he did in the last one against these.