The Butcher

Would JPW on set penises

Luton #45 couldn't look more Aussie if he tried.

They must be fucked financially if that move is off. 8-10m is a massive amount for them.

Welcome to the Toon.

Newcastle try to tempt Lloris Martin Hardy: Newcastle United have made a move for the Tottenham goalkeeper Hugo Lloris on a season-long loan deal. The 36-year-old former France captain has lost his first-team place at Spurs and been linked with a move to Saudi Arabia, which has yet to come to fruition. Newcastle’s approach has come out of the blue, and there would have been no loan fee involved, but Lloris has so far turned down the switch to the north east. Lloris has fallen down the pecking order at Tottenham PA Eddie Howe has let Karl Darlow join Leeds and wants another experienced goalkeeper to join the club. He has first choice Nick Pope but Martin Dubravka, who lost his first team place to Pope, is keen on a move. Newcastle did sign Loris Karius on a short-term deal last season and that has been extended for a further season. However, Howe still wants another goalkeeper and that led to a move for World Cup-winner Lloris. If Lloris does not find a club this summer, there is a possibility his contract at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium could be ended by mutual consent. He's absolutely shite.

Lascelles - Burn at the San Siro pls. Would love that.

Didnt expect us to drop 60m on two fullback prospects. No DM and no RW is really disappointing. Think I gave it 8 in another fred, but I think 7 is fair.

Fucking yes man. What a group. Get the fuck in

Think Salah is the best RW in the World. He's just as much a creator these days, but still a very good goalscorer. Don't think they'll be able to replace him with anyone close to being as good as him.

Fuck that. New deal please.

My captain

I'm on 4/7 on the fewm-ometer now and have calmed down a wee bit. Sorry Miggy for my outburst yesterday. I just wish he could be a little bit better

Pope Tripps Lascelles Schar Burn Anderson Tonali Joelinton Gordon Isak Barnes

Should've done better? He saved it, as expected.

It's a routine save. Nowt special about it.

Out of this world? Bang in the middle of the goal. Average shot and save.

Annoyed Szobodjrjrhjwfkewkslai to no end. Always a fraction of a second late in the tackle. Great to see.

Haven't eaten since before the game. Feel sick as a dog. Fucking NUFC. Not getting owt done at graft either. Football. Bloody hell.

Just hope Salah fucks off in the coming days. God I hate Liverpool.

Can't sleep. Absolutely feewwming