Nucasol

Laughing at Pearson saying he’s booked his flights and hotels up. Good stuff - what day are we playing Marseille then?

Confirmed by Waugh in The Athletic- the club have been spinning multiple striker plates at the same time.

I tell you what, I’m going fucking Hyper, Hyper here.

Chas und Dave?

The Scousers are going to absolutely douse him. It’s going to be brutal baldy bukkake. Pray for Luke.

Nein Uli, not this zeit.

Divvent speak the Jorman marra - what are the Eric’s saying?

What’s the Speccy Nonce Jacobs up to? Speaking of which, boycott of LoadedMag required lads

Rather have Ross Stewart #CockLessDrogba

Das Beanpole?

Well and truly scrambled by the alien rectal probe.

Guy at #5 is a complete cunt.

Emoji nonce

You fucking bed-wetter, there’s still 97 hours and 58 minutes until the window closes…

The Benny Hill theme is the mood music.

What a weapons grade balloon knot.

Likes a conspiracy theory. Must be Burnsie. Lest we forget his alien abduction and abuse by the probe.

SlowSportsNews this cunt.

Sexpest with the L.

Scottish fitba well and truly in the mud.