Nucasol

Scottish fitba well and truly in the mud.

Back, sack and crack ordered I hope?

Absolute fucking deviant of a human.

They sold Sexpest as well. No need to cash in.

“Welcome to the Strasbourg Dodgers Cobby McMainoo…”

Love you @Mike Never lose the rage, this one burns.

The Jackson Five. Catchy.

Shit wanker for us as well. Absolute hopeless cunt.

Nønce font

Teeth like a witch doctor’s necklace.

So fucking tedious this whole window.

Chelsea 2 v 1 Fulham Man United 2 v 0 Burnley Spurs 2 v 1 Bournemouth Sunderland 1 v 1 Brentford Wolves 1 v 1 Everton Leeds 1 v 1 Newcastle Brighton 1 v 2 Man City Forest 3 v 1 West Ham Liverpool 1 v 2 Arsenal Villa 2 v 1 Palace

Presumably in a burger bun?

City and Arsenal were lashing the crypto sponsors on their advertising hoardings this weekend. Glad we’re keeping pace.

I think it’s the fat. You know your blows would be cushioned, like punching a sack of jelly.

Can’t wait. If it fucks the touts then who cares. Only a problem if you’re doing something illegal.

Ben Dover.

Know nowt Plastic wankers.

“TRANSFORMATIONAL”

Shit pundit circle jerk.

Hilarious as usual from the banter brigade. Taken time out from reheating the same tired patter about Man Utd for the 453rd time.