Nucasol

You can see the rows of daytripper / package deal tourists infesting the main stand opposite the camera. Bedecked in three layers of club wear and scarves.

Mawks out in force.

Surprisingly we’re at 20 minutes of Neville and Drury and not a single mention of the rat cunt.

Whole weekend has been a shitfest. Perhaps if players weren’t dragged around continents for meaningless pre season games for weeks it might be better.

Currently on “Isak count”. Taking under / overs. Par is 8.

@DevonGeordie This.

Nuno is going on the skewer and getting served at Marmaris Grill this evening.

FRAUDIOLA

Slothesque from Sels.

These are the 1970s/1980s-born glory supporting cunts that lurk about infesting the national press and tv. Equal split Man Utd and Liverpool. Between this and the Twitter schills, it’s clear what we’re fighting.

Barnes to Villa or West Ham; Nusa to us.

And ignore the fact Jackson has been training out of hours, in the shitty dressing room, with the rest of the “bomb squad”. Chelsea are the worst, but the message continually fails to get through to these idiots choosing to go to them.

Sign him.

Basically Martinez and Isak are the last on their gravy train. Hence him retiring once they’ve got their “big” moves.

Serbian scumbags. The Lemic’s need to be Mussolini’d off the Shearer statue.

Seen as we’re not averse to ripping other teams’ songbooks off, rather than singing about the treacherous snake Isak in his song (he is a daft cunt mind) think the Man Utd Amorim song scans to this: He dribbles and does cheeky flicks; he’s fucking class and six foot six; In the air or on the groooooound; Woltemade

Or even Wissa. Someone as a figurehead with the nous to cause PL level CBs trouble. Osula ain’t that unfortunately.

Exactly. Need a striker - that’s it at the moment. Would love a midfielder too but not as desperate.

He shouldn’t be anywhere near the starting centre forward. That’s the club’s mis-step, not his.

8 points worth of fucking to be perfectly honest, the horrible twat.

Type of situation where Boehly’s human capital attitude comes back to bite them on the arse.

Parish says no, gets done at £40m.