Nucasol

What a waste of sperm.

Bloom parting his cheeks and taking Chelsea girth. I anoint you King Cartel Cuck.

He’ll be saying Buona notte to his career joining those puppy farming cunts.

To be fair lad, we’ve got some mileage out of that thread…

His mam and dad will be stotting. He’s frittering away his bond/deposit and they’ll have to put up with the little wanker in the back bedroom for another 10 years.

Stupid wee cunt.

Splendid, just splendid.

Currently 1-1. Sanusi off after 24 minutes; will it screw his potential loan up? Pivas lasted 63 mins.

Such a pack of scumbags.

Our record signing ladies and gentlemen. Lee Ritalin Ryder at his finest.

I need a wash with battery acid for saying this but I hope Paelladyce gets one over on him this Sunday.

Kojak cunt.

Alreet Mark Douglas.

World Class Whallopers. They really are the saddest bastards going.

Luke’s preparing for a glazing.

Gave it the bullet after two minutes. Currently on a two month Sky Sports trial but the moment that’s over it’s the bullet. Don’t fancy paying every month for CartelTV

Unsurprising. O’Hara licks windows as a pastime.

MOIST FOR THIS NOW

Plus £20m and the wretched cunt can fuck off over to Merseyside. I hope he likes break-ins as in the Cheshire Golden Triangle it’s a rite of passage for footballers.

Presuming that’s after we get the call saying here’s an £150m bid..:

Relic of the past. Due a Saudi job to keep topping up the already overflowing pension pot.

Released Saturday according to the lady hosting the draw.