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Puts some of the Cuck clubs under pressure, so good in that respect. They’ve done the bare minimum to stay in the league. The mackems will soon find not all clubs are as generous as two of the three with managers leading the sack race.

All the hallmarks of Burnsie. Old Mr Split will create a new online personality in the week, the fucking psychopath.

Or £150m from Chelsea. Genuinely not fussy.

Genuinely would take the £120m now from Bayern.

Sorry Nic Jackson, ooooooohhhh, this is no deal.

To be fair, Chelsea could be white knights here. Get them pumping the price up like they did with Caceido.

Lovely pass. Kind of thing he was doing in his loan time with us. Problem is the Beasts will sign him up permanently and he’ll develop leprosy.

There is - tracking it down now.

The most appropriate word is N O N C E

Want.

Doesn’t seem dead.

Not as embarrassing as their middle aged plastics doing that line dancing at the roof top bar.

Northern Fail.

Network Fail at it again. East Coast Pain Line.

Let’s see what happens today. Any injuries we might have to go into the market. If Isak goes I think we get a midfielder and the second striker.

What if he scores 25 goals?

Nope. We have to give a slice of the profit to Sociedad, replace him and make a decent profit. I’d do £140m, no less than £125m in fee and £15m in extras.

This isn’t even remotely a drama. Other than the fee everything else will have been agreed between Isak and those rancid plastic cunts. He basically rocks up and does his medical once the fee sheet is agreed. You can even provisionally submit it to the FA and do the medical afterwards.

Bratwurst tribute to Big Nick there. Respect due. Wheeling out the tried and tested triumvirate of Captain Kinder, Super Noodles and OXO cube, Asda’s tribute to Bruno, Sandro and Jow.

I don’t think they trust Kompany, and probably rightly so. If they tank in Europe they’ll use it as the cue to move him on and refresh the squad.

Hadn’t even considered that. Although isn’t the Bundesliga less impacted due to the winter break?

I think it’s a premium where there isn’t a mandatory option. Bayern essentially buying a 1 year stopgap striker until they can buy the right one next summer for the right price. Unlike us, Man Utd and Liverpool who have paid a Bundesliga to PL rate due to this summer’s mental market.

Come in @Yorkie, pull up a pew and dine on the succulent abuse of the PSR teacher’s pet.

Might be licking the windows whilst clinging to the side though.

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