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Zaniolo and Fagioli. They sleep with the fishes.

Only way that gets worse is if the Alice band nonce Oliver Holt is part of the panel.

Nightmare fuel.

Perfect for Fulham. Arsenal Rejects.

Click into the Tweet and then press translate to English. You don’t need to be a Twitter member to do that.

Surprise surprise, the African {Liverpool/Man Utd/Arsenal/Chelsea*} Twitter weirdos at it again. Genuinely the weirdest sort. More plastic found there than the drains in Accra. * delete as applicable

Word was he might be back for Leeds so definitely floggable within the window.

That was my take. Unreal depth, genuine argument for having the six best midfielders in the league behind Man City.

Presuming Frattesi is a “sell Isak, sell Willock” purchase. Seven midfielders and a lot of money out the door suggests both have to happen to get him in. Would be delighted though.

Probably still traumatised from the most handsome central defender ever crashing two goals in at Villa Park in January 2024.

“Alex Isak is a wanker” there in the background?

Wilson and Fullkrug have the mobility of a couple of static caravans.

Watching that today, the Dildo Brother and Brady must be seriously considering it.

Is that not far along with Ramsey and hoping for Wissa after that? If not then I’d be delighted with two more after Rambo.

Those odds on Potter look generous. Type of display that’s a manager killer.

West Ham are honking here like.

Already +1 point on last season. Positive for me. Splash some wedge on a striker (or 2 if the Snake goes) and we’ll be good to have a decent go again this season.

I managed a minute and had to turn it off. Rushden and Charlie Baker were fucking nauseating.

Stick £10m of extras on and get the cunt out of the door.

Not their beloved Reds. Even though the bloke was clearly bedecked in Dippers merchandise.

Is that Sergeant Poppers recalled for a season debut? Going early, going hard…

Joelinton back post vs Frimpong could be fun. He’s fucking tiny.

48 minutes and no mention of the Snake’s name during commentary.

Peter Silverstone’s tourist wet dream there in the front row.