Nucasol

Baller, bagsman and shagsman all in one.

Alls gone chicken oriental this afternoon.

I’ve got my Ssssssssamu the Snake flag lined up ready for it. Retiring the Alexander the Snake one.

Get thrashing Big Yo.

Fuck you @Joelinton7

I like our new approach of bidding for four strikers simultaneously to smoke out the remaining Cartel interest.

@bobbydazzla dropping journo banger lines 🔥

Si. Under the banner of Los Conquistadores.

Well hola.👋🏻 Divvent bother getting back on the team bus pal, you’re stopping here.

Sweet, sweet juicy PSR busting nectar, particularly if he scores a few for us in the PL and UCL.

Didn’t Ratcliffe cut Ferguson’s ambassador role? Don’t think I’d be so pally with the fucking threadbare skank if he’d done me out of £2.16m a year (according to Google).

Todd the Collector purchasing his soul.

His update gave me a Jacoboner.

£55m. Plus some extras.

Haunts my fucking nightmares that cheesy grinned Yank cunt.

Fucking hell @James.

They do nice shower gels and candles though.

Ornstein appears firmly embedded in FSG’s client journalist pool. He’s been getting briefed heavily from their side.

https://m.jdsports.co.uk/product/blue-adidas-originals-newcastle-united-fc-icons-track-top/19708975/

I wouldn’t pay a minute’s attention to that toe-sucking failed manager freak.

That domino sets off the Wissa move to us. Hurry up Andrews and Giles.

Giving Forest compensation so he can start straight away rather than having to do an extensive notice period on resigning.

Imagine any half decent signing would have added a few more K onto that.

After bitching and moaning I bought it anyway. Got a tenner off using a discount code at JD Sports online. I hate you Silverstone.