Nucasol

Nhiakate I think.

Hospital pass and a half there.

One shot of the England Superfan already.

Uncomfortable wheezing coming from the direction of South Shields.

Froggy & Brexit Jim are the Man Utd equivalent of Boehly & Jacobs.

There needs to be more noise around this. This better than anything sums up PSR, the ESL and all the other pernicious shit in the game. Them and us, masters and plebs, overlords and feeder clubs.

Of course they are #CARTELSWOOP

Jeff’s bank balance says thanks.

Looking forward to the lawsuits flying around the PL once the dust settles.

Boehly’s bukake bitch.

Maybe the team who finished 3rd bottom come back up?

Hoping this is the football equivalent of kicking in the door of the Cartel mansion, pissing in their marble fireplace and wiping our cock on their curtains as we walk out.

Hopefully about to go to all out war with the Cartel as well. Bring it bitches.

Face like a scrotum.

Perfect at the moment. One more season of Pope and then look for the upgrade.

Tottenham White Cockerels no doubt. Joe Lewis Insider Trading Army.

In the current market that sounds about right - £20m x2 and 1 x £10m.

Hopefully and when they try and come after clubs, we band together and launch a joint legal move, further fracturing this shitshow of a league. Penny for Dick Masters and Steve Parrish’s tiny tears and thoughts at this hard time.

Also useful to note this and the Minteh deal now drives up the Fair Market Value for all deals. If the PL come at us for Anderson, we can use Minteh as precedent for current prices.

I’d like to thank the Premier League for achieving exactly the opposite of what they set out to do. They’ve managed to overheat transfer fees even further than they previously could have imagined. Congratulations to PSR.

Red Scousers screaming “collusion” and we all get covered by their back of the throat phlegm. FUCK FOOTBALL ROYALTY

Hahahahahahaha. No way we’re getting that. Genuinely gone full Chelsea if we can sell two prospects for £68m. It covers the Hall and Tino purchases in their entirety and creates net zero spend on two of our chunkiest outlays in the period. Expect this means we give Forest something back in a slightly inflated MGW fee.

Not going to happen whilst the handwringing around leaving SJP is still going on. Usual argument of “well Chelsea’s ground is only 40k and they still compete” whilst having 20 years of turbo charged financial doping to build a world class squad, academy and revenue streams. If people want to complete them sacrifices will need to be made - be that players or the stadium.

The big things now are clearing out those not on the next step of the trajectory to bolster the war chest - Wilson, Almiron, Targett, Dubravka, dare I say Tripps - and genuinely trying to get 1 or 2 youngsters in and around the team. Thinking Shahar, Harrison and Sanusi this season.