Nucasol

Tweaked it for you.

So if Como got accepted at €25m which established market value, we bid €35 which I’d consider well above that.

Dubs devastated to be missing out on the team bonding hotdogs this afternoon.

Chelsea and Liverpool say no chance. Moment we start trying to get him they’ll be straight in.

He’s a lefty isn’t he? Also on scandalous wages.

Rather sign R.Kelly from Nonce Prison FC than that useless cunt.

It’s so obvious it’s painful. Need Yasir to deliver him the horse’s heed treatment; it’s the only way this succhiacazzi will get the message.

Fuckwit Fabio the Macaroni Molester along to piss on our chips in double quick time.

I mean what could go wrong: - Joelinton and Bruno armed with meat skewers in the vicinity of Alexander the Snake - Matt Targett near a naked flame with all his paraffin based creams - Lascelles and Botman’s knees and a three legged race

Such a pack of rectangles. Just completely circle jerking each other. Him, Romano and Jacobs are like the fucking ITK human centipede.

It’s not as impressive as you think. Plus Joao Felix.

Yes, for 1 season, before Isak was sold next summer.

I can live with that. Closes the door on the Isak move and we force him to get on with it until his move next summer.

Brutal to pick on @bobbydazzla like this.

Plus Trossard.

Let’s see whether Liverpool can break the £450m barrier for spending this summer. That’s a heck of a ceiling.

Of course there’s a chance it gets done. Could be 0.0001% but that’s still a chance.

Cartel-tastic those signings. The only way is Big6.

Hilarious. Cunt account.

Congratulations Captain Hindsight.

If only they bought players as well as they flogged merchandise.