Nucasol

Alreet Portillo

Official Payday Loan Shark of NUFC.

Would have had Darren Bent in ahead of Defoe for starters. 32 goals in 58 games is mustard for that shitpile club.

I agree with keeping him but depends on whether he can get his swede sorted. If not, pastures new might be better for both parties.

Raging at the state of my alleged Tesla

Get fucked you Skynet nonce.

Lovely. Thought they were going to subsidise that one, hopefully they give the porcine Brazilian a swerve too after Ratshit’s antics.

Then our Saudi overlords will bail them out of the shit with overinflated fees for Varane and Fattymiro, plus someone with zero morals will buy Rapethem Greenwood.

I can’t even take this seriously. Who the fuck is Jon Mensah? As a 34 year old, I’d be asking how many times they’d seen Ball play as well. Didn’t he retire in 1999/2000? Just looking at the forwards in an equivalent lifetime as a proxy to choose from: Shearer Cole Beardsley Ferdinand Asprilla Bellamy Cisse Ba Perez Rondon Owen Wilson Carroll

Spent many years at Hamburg before his move to the soulless ones.

Think the AI has gone mental

Logic is the last Pep acolyte to go off on their own has his team in 2nd place to Pep. “Pep 3.0” in Maresca. Primark Pep more like.

Sir James Bukakecliff

“Manky Jim does reacharounds for a £10”

If that’s what winning every season looks like, I’ll pass.

They’re the absolute pits. Soul ripped out of the club.

No she isn’t. By management I’m thinking she means the collective. There’s no way we do this trip without the spectre of FFP.

TBF he’s hardly going to say “see you lads”.

Mamardashvilii please.

Agreed, have him on a free and we’ll save the £3m wages.

115 reasons as to why he’s going?

PSG already bidding for Kvaradona

It’s from cupping. ?

Leeds are going to get cannibalised now. Summerville, Gray, Gnonto, possibly Ampadu all picked off. Will they stick with Farke?