Nucasol

Missus does aesthetics jabs and was the first thing she said when his plasma screen smooth foreheed popped up.

It’s all on the wanks singing the “Europe again, ole ole” song.

Rooney with a moon face glow up.

It won’t be positively.

Waiting for him to use “United”.

Grim this. City about as lively as Scott Carson the morning after the title winning party.

State of the City cunts.

About as funny as a cancer diagnosis.

Buenas noches, dulce príncipe.

Ederson from Atlanta?

He’s been gash mind.

City are the only one with the PSR headroom with a realistic chance of signing him. Think the Paqueta news may make it a reality.

They’ve spent so long fawning over the tax dodging cunt they’ve lost all objectivity.

Zero chance he’s coming to warm the bench. Numero uno baby.

Meals on Wheels?

Even more reason to get rooting for City.

We’ll buy MGW if Bruno’s release clause gets activated pre-30 June.

Not encouraging. Fucking entourage cling-ons (cue Commander Wharf meme).

Briefing journos or leaking ahead of a final. Shithouse club.

It’ll never catch on. Lose the pesky United.

Physically and managerial careerily.

Pomp and sanctimony, Auntie at her finest.