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If he doesn’t click that’s a very, very expensive mistake. Near £80m fee. £68.6m in wages across the 6 year contract. Liverpool have a ceiling though. Presuming it’s the Sistine Chapel in the Vatican compared to our 1 bed bungalow.

We can get around that by selling him to KSA in 2 years. Also a good hook to him by offering him that chance to make great money in his 30s.

Why not? Just hoard all the best players in 6 English clubs ready for a second bite at the European or even World Super League. Sponsored by KSA 2034.

Sounds absolute bollocks based on the fee. Then again, a PIF club did fuck us in the ass over Maxi so who knows.

#StayHumble

Plodding along without any hope of breaking into the top 6, watching any decent player we have get picked off by the Cartel vultures, no new stadium or training ground, a rapidly aging SJP going further downhill (no pun intended). What’s not to like?

“Considering”. Sort of player we should be taking a punt on. Ratcliffe won’t do us any favours though.

Scouse freaks.

Great question. Option A of the two - preferably Ederson but would be very happy with Gallagher. See how Cordero goes on loan and that will dictate whether we buy a new LW next summer.

Again, quite nice, but expect him to be raining down 90mph bouncers on some Indian batsman at Old Trafford with that style of collar and New Balance.

Brighton. Of course those spreadsheet nonces would be associated with it.

I eagerly await his humiliating rejection as we walk away having come €20m under his asking price. Xavi Simons only wants Arsenal/Man Utd/Spurs/Chelsea* * Delete Breakaway Bastards names as required

What a fucking stupid statement to make? It’s entirely on them. Do you think Abu Dhabi Investment Council weren’t the ones sorting out the Etihad Campus? PIF could do that in a heartbeat with Saudia.

#CeilingWhatCeiling?

Nothing between them. One scored against: Chelsea x2 Arsenal x2 Liverpool x2 Arsenal x2 Spurs x2 Man Utd x2 Forest x2 Aston Villa The other scored against: Bayern x1 Dortmund x1 Leverkusen x1 Leipzig x1

Let the Gordon rumours commence.

I think you pronounce his name “Ali Barat’s bitch”.

Anyone else irrationally irritated by the way Romano pronounces Ekitike? One more reason why he should be hoyed into an enclosed space with a pack of hungry hyenas.

Lewis, O’Reilly, McAtee, Bobb. Probably a problem if you intend to sell two of them.

They’d write it about the Bindippers. Another pet puff piece from one of the many Man Utd or Liverpool fans ingrained within the media system.

Probably me three. In decent shape but don’t want to wear anything that makes me look like a badly filled sausage casing.

Time off after Euro 21s.

Ali Barat sucks dicks for baccy.

Looks like the paedo from the Noncehunters video when he got caught.