Nucasol

Best. Analogy. Ever.

Darlow has gone quiet.

Hell of a tache.

Think he means Sanchez.

Top digging.

A bog standard Puma cookie cutter kit.

“Here comes Adam P again With the liquor and drugs And a flesh machine He's gonna do another striptease”

Gibbs-Shite.

Pearson festering in the bushes like the tedious creep he is. Standard.

It’s up to the player.

Would like that.

We were linked last summer.

MOOD

Surely an excuse for the club to bullet them? Costing us money with their inability to service demand.

Can I have your autograph plz Adam?

Great energy Mike. Compensates for you not learning the lyrics properly ?

Either Henderson or Thiago goes then Liverpool are getting Thuram. Think we can put that one to bed.

It’ll sting a lot. Klopp won’t be blocking those moves based on his high horse moralism will he. Happy to take the “dirty blood money” and invest in building his club.

I wanna feel the heat with Tonali, Yeah I wanna dance with Tonali, with somebody who loves me. Nope, shite.

I think it just further outs Talbot as the chancer he is. Has he ever got anything right?

Henderson linked with moving to Gerrard’s club. Explains why they’ve cast the net so wide for midfielders, it’s basically replacing the whole lot. Keita, Thiago, Henderson and Milner for Thuram, Szlob, Mac Allister and Lavia. Hell of an energy upgrade.

Azpi is gone. Atletico Madrid I think.

RTG bingo card fully marked after a two minute scan of the thread: - Gravy stain - Murderers - Calling out someone as an undercover Mag - Death stared them out, obviously harder - Geordies as persecutors, mackems as welcomers (Tyneside mackems vs Durham Mags)