Nucasol

Rather Schurrs over Andersen.

Fuck off Steve Bruce.

Not sold. Looks like a Tour de France cycling top.

Closest thing would be Real Madrid, and the rezone of the training ground to allow them to flog it for €400m.

Tomorrow.

I think given his injury history and FFP we could be sniffing about Juve for a loan with obligation to buy. They did it with Kulu at Spurs so not beyond the realms of possibility.

Sell them both to Saudi and finance taking the squad to the next level.

Harder than titanium.

Plz.

ALERT ALERT ? DANGER BEHAVIOUR ?

Football Insideyamam.

Fat tongued slobbering goon.

Football Insider ‘exclusive’. About as reliable as Sean Casey and Burner Burnsie.

Oof.

Keysie hates the forruns.

Tap is running, loofah primed, sweet sweet lavender Radox is being poured in and stirred.

Grim that. Expect to see super-imposed chewing gum and piss stains on it.

Mr Piss in your Pocket

Just the 61 miles from the centre of London.

Dr Cinik. No way he’s paying for AHS.

But he’ll be closer to the West End to buy him and the missus diamond encrusted Gucci onesies.

Fuck me, that’s an insult to pizza. Straight off the Asda counter.