Nucasol

Good old US capitalism kicking in to the extreme.

Nothing says early 90s than going at the bottom half like you’re trying to saw through a piece of wood. Snail trail everywhere.

You’d almost think CrapTories have downed tools since they’ve found out they’re being binned off.

Pretty much the feedback from the Mackems. If we’re going to take the piss at least be grammatically correct.

Screams a job in Saudi for the Fallen One.

What a weird man. Broken shell of a human.

Trippier to start, hopefully get some daylight between us and Burnley and then bring him on with 30 mins to go.

Eye off the ball. Time needlessly spent looking for recipes for chickpea-based sausage roll substitutes and hemp shirts. Disappointed.

That’s the main thing. Delighted we can give Tripps a breather and not worry about a cliff edge drop off.

Osimhen bidding war in January. Can see Arsenal, Spurs and Chelsea going in for him, Liverpool too if Salah ends up in Saudi. Some idiot doing Napoli’s TikTok account has left them with a very pissed off player. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-12565989/ALVISE-CAGNAZZO-Victor-Osimhen-fallen-manager-Rudi-Garcia-mocked-club-relationship-Napoli-looks-repair-offers-Middle-East-Europe-likely-flood-in.html

That’s a shocker.

Update on this will be Osimhen looking for a way out of Napoli. It’s all blown up after the horrendous video of him they’ve put on TikTok.

Knowing Chelsea they’ll try and go balls deep on Osimhen.

Hardly a Majestik night out

Ironic after all the issues around the RHS and people wanting it strengthened that we’ve got 3 of the 5 players who can play LHS out injured.

All great defenders but personally think Woodgate had uncanny ability. His marshalling of Drogba in the 0-0 at SJP in the UEFA Cup semi final was unreal. Compare that to the shitshow at the Velodrome once we had to rely on Hughsie, AO’B and Bumble. Agree that his off field antics mean he was potentially the architect of his own downfall but was it chicken or egg around injuries causing indiscretions or indiscretions causing injuries?

Great player but between the body, booze and bugle he was never destined to have the career of a Terry, Ferdinand or Campbell despite being more talented than any of them.

Craig ‘No’ Hope celebrating another bad news “exclusive” story.

He does seem a little shithouse to be fair.

https://twitter.com/wilcoftbl/status/1705967455984582995?s=46&t=ODCi93Jpx6PQfubREKUtbA 18 seconds in.

Or Klopp. Seeing him gurning away after their win v West Ham reinforced the feeling that I’d never tire of smashing his face with a 5-iron.

Even the Amarillo Champions League song shows some creativity and imagination. Otzi doesn’t. Love some of the new additions, Salt n Pepa Willock adaptation being the highlight.

Gouging my own eyes out having to see our fans disgrace themselves singing it

It’s just massively small time. Like that Carnaval de Paris song that all the Championship teams just append their name to. Lacks any imagination.

The only problem with Callum Wilson is the fact our fans sing that absolutely wank DJ Otzi song. Surely as a fan base we’ve got to do better than that? Was shite the first time around with Shearer and now we’re using it for Wilson. It’s like the chant equivalent of microwaving a turd.