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Darlow looks on the chopping block. Him to Forest would be great as cover for Henderson.

10 year deal.

Unless the triggers include goals.

Wish him all the best unless he plays next season against us. Came in, did a job we needed, moved on. Seen a lot worse (Andersson, Tomasson, Guivarch, De Jong, Doumbia, Rivière, Joselu).

Grass.

Footballing equivalent of Propafol.

Same confidence they had in signing the lad from Ukraine ahead of the Todd Squad?

Tricksy little hobbitses.

Not a player like him on Planet Earth.

Some good agent pimping of our name going on here. Depay, Gonzalez and Hincapie all great to scare clubs into paying up before the big bucks boys of Chelsea or ourselves come in.

Total non event. Basically warming up yesterday’s bait for your dinner.

Hope is that Palace and Man Utd kick each other to ribbons on Wednesday night. Some suspensions, some minor injuries and a lot of sore limbs would be nice.

Would love to have seen HBA in either the SBR or Keegan sides. Scarily good.

Fresneda linked with Arsenal in the Torygraph today, Daily Fail saying we’re stepping up our interest.

Could have been a lot worse if not for the turnarounds at Bournemouth, Brentford and Leeds. Should have lost all 3.

No one will pay them the money Chelsea offered for Clare Balding last summer. Missed a trick flogging a now benched player. Then again they’d have probably spent the proceeds on more Maupay’s and McNeil’s.

Inject it.

Meanwhile in Newcastle we bathe…

Frank from Hellraiser. Just need to pour some Bovril on him to bring him back to life.

Shelvey out and Bruno out is both 6s hobbled. Bruno can also play 8 so might as well sign the future 6 and wave bye to Shelvey when his contract expires in 5 months.

Same. Credit to them for supporting the club but they should probably dial back on sniping at Wor Flags given they never did it until we did.

Like he’s going to leave Brentford for their basket case of a club.