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Looking at @SUPERTOON or @54for the win here…

Smashing pissed into a row of parked cards as standard.

Pete Tong Essential Selection album covers.

PFM though, get out of jail card for wankiness incoming.

Anorexic Claire Balding.

Mitro 1-0 Fulham.

Throw another £200m at it Todd

Given 2D Gordon is being touted for a £70m move, you’d hope any clause would be north of 9 digits.

Gillette Labs Soccer Special.

I’d actually be buzzing with that. Andy Brassell on TalkSPORT earlier saying Athletico were right up against the cap and need to lower this - hence Lodi going to Forest.

He from Ashington like?

1-0 Wigan, geeeeeed up sausage.

Blast from the past - Ben Tozer gets Gateshead Ben Dover - 1-0.

Southampton-bound with hyphenation like that. Fucking Tory.

Keeth The Teeth.

No embedding, no party.

Hudson Odoi moving to Leverkusen makes it an interesting one but I don’t think the money will work. Please prove me wrong!

That’s the hope unless they are looking for more than one - not outside the realms of possibility with Thiago’s injury record and Henderson / Milner’s ages.

Chat is they’ve got agreement on Bellingham.

No thanks. Think cockney Connor would get a nose bleed being north of Watford Gap.

Picking apart each and every one of the hyper-moralistic hypocrites is a piece of piss. From the lowest level anonymous Twitter / message boarder like Exile (MILFs and teens), to uninvited cockshot senders like Barry Glendinning, through journalists working for the divisive, racist misery press of the Daily Mail like Samuel and Holt, all the way to the doyenne of tax avoidance in Lineker. Each and every one of them is flawed and ill-equipped to be finger wagging and lecturing the likes of you and me, who probably just want a few hours a week of escapism from the absolute car crash of last 15 years that successive governments both home and abroad have foisted on us.

Also fuck Tranmere the woolly backed Wirral wankers.

As long as he’s alright for the weekend. Two weeks ago I thought we could get something at Anfield but the current state of the walking wounded means focusing on more winnable games.

Our man in the Nuffield ? Hopefully there’s something behind them and not just speculative slot bookings.

The moment he rocked up on Sunday Supplement wearing a hair band he should have been barred out the NUJ.