Nucasol

Cewk, as the mackems say.

£40m for that lump. Surely we can flog Maxi and Miggy to Saudi for £100m combined?

Almiron and Maxi out, Kvaradona in. Don’t bother with Barnes and get some loans to buy for the back line.

Big ambition from them.

He writes like the Arnie woman costume in Total Recall speaks.

They’re a Didier N’Dong away from being David Moyes’ blunderland. Replace John O’Shea with his Northern Irish equivalent.

Already have a stop gap in both Burn and Targett. If they have been looking at Hernandez and Di Marco then that shows the level we want to get to.

Will.I.Am signing for Forest rather than Fulham.

Oh do fuck off Todd.

Exactly. Never quite got the reason why people like him and the Frank Chipperfield goon exist. Sad fucking lives really.

Bloke is consistently full of shit and muted on my Twitter feed. Milan have Leao and now Captain America. No chance. It’s Saudi or nowt I reckon.

Think so. Obviously didn’t have an obligation to buy or they’re skint and can’t afford to exercise it. Latter is doubtful given they’ve bid £30m for Sangare from PSV.

I know Lodi had a few fanboys on here.

Heavy L there

What’s No Hope doing on the Villa beat?

Saint Hendo of Weirdside https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/1679482731137228802?s=46&t=ODCi93Jpx6PQfubREKUtbA

Need some transfer smack lads, where’s the next hit?

Yep. Bournemouth and NUFC now. Hardly strikes me as the happiest of folk to have around the club. More issues that cunt Bruce created along with Hendrick and Lewis.

Yep. Doesn’t solve the back up quality at RB (Krafth, Manquillo, Ashby) and RCB (Lascelles). I can’t ever remember a team playing with two left footed CBs in a 2.

Just vomited.

There’s no GIF or emoji that represents the anger I feel at that.

Thuram, Szlob and Lavia. All funded by our “totally independent” owners.