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Salah’s hamstring:

Penicoptering behind the goal when someone lashes it in from 25 yards.

Definitely sounds like Man Utd but without the work-based attachment (more the post-Munich national sympathy as the club rebuilding from adversity).

Sad that. A throwback to Sunday Supplement in the early 00s on Sky Sports. Used to be great viewing, other than Alice Band Ollie Holt.

No way City aren’t challenging that, that’s blatant scale-tipping and what the PL got found guilty under the APT over on debt as an inconsistency.

That’s worse than the one given against Tino like.

More gammon than a meat market.

Brighton 2-2 Chelsea Leicester 1-4 Arsenal Villa 3-2 Ipswich Fulham 2-2 Forest Man City 3-2 Newcastle Southampton 1-4 Bournemouth West Ham 2-2 Brentford Palace 1-1 Everton Liverpool 2-1 Wolves Spurs 2-2 Man United Villa 2-1 Liverpool

Planning on an in game haircut?

Agreed, Sunday night slot would be radge.

Brighton play Bournemouth in the run up to the game, so not a gimme for them either. Irritatingly they get a day’s extra rest whilst we play Liverpool in the 8:15 slot on the Wednesday.

You’re ok for a 3pm 90 minute game. However, a 4/4:30pm game with extra time…

Stick 100 on us not to win a trophy. Free money or an emotional hedge.

Destined for a James Coppinger of a career - really good servant to League 1 clubs, might nudge up to the Championship at some point.

Moment of happy reflection for the FA Cup this weekend. May not have been upsets all over the show but loads of great games and really feel it lived up to the billing for once.

Danso has the first touch of Russell Brand.

Any relation to Chelsea wage thief Winston Bogarde?

Doesn’t look good for Konsa that, pulled right up.

1-0, 2-1 loss he’ll be kept on. 3-0 or above and it’s…

Still got the Europa mate.

Hope the mackem walking around Aycliffe in his Liverpool top feels dandy about himself.

Woosh, that’s a hell of a draw.