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Elton John incoming.

Big gamble. If Maxi plays Rob’s ITK status goes the way of Casey and Burnsie.

Strike out the word and you’re probably closer to the reality. All these Championship clubs just want the PL high earners as freebies.

Great move for him to get regular football and hopefully starts to clear the decks for us.

Pure genius in Glasgow from the big man. Irate at having to pay £10 for room service as he has to have the bed changed often #CardboardSheets

Flaying isn’t torture enough for that freak.

Happy Cabbage Day flip!

She could have waxed at least, poor show. Nee one wants a rug down there.

Cucked with uncomfortable photo evidence. Titan Titus enjoying a cuppa and Rich Tea biccie after doing some different “dunking” of his own.

Come join the Todd Squad offer from Bonkers Boehly.

I think the injury has been worse than most expected. I’d loan him out in January if there’s any possibility of that, if we get through the League Cup and CL group games relatively unscathed and see where the squad is at. If we’re out of 3 competitions relatively early then we could put him in the shop window for next summer. If we’re still going strong in a few, E.g. Europa League and FA Cup, I’d owe him for depth.

Linked with a loan move to Swansea: https://planetswans.co.uk/2023/07/17/swans-linked-with-newcastle-united-defender-the-next-kieran-tripper/

That’s commitment to the club. Held open the front door(not a euphemism…), provided a turn down service and brought Titus a mug of cocoa up after he’d finished brutalising his lass.

Edwards very much on the outside looking in. Pretty much held in contempt by anyone associated with NUFC.

Now there’s an idea. He gets Serie A and champions league, we get Kvaradona.

Exactly. We’ve got Liverpool, Chelsea and Man City in a position where they look hypocritical now if they bleat on about overinflated Saudi fees. Take a few high earners from Spurs, Arsenal and Man Utd and we can dump the dross on Saudi clubs without any recourse.

That would be class but shit from an optics perspective…unless others did the same as filler for the league teams.

Another one we undoubtedly put on wages not befitting of his talent and resale value.

Barnetta is the one that stands out. Colin Warris aka CWarr07 nailing his flimsy reputation to the fact he was in Jesmond Dene House. The Burnsie prototype.

Quite strange how the Darlow rumours have just died, was linked to Bournemouth, Hull and Boro.

Tenuously linked by the Daily Fail a few weeks ago.

Maxi - £50 Dubravka, Lascelles, Darlow, Lewis - £25m for the lot.

Exactly that. Think we’ll see at least two loan deals with obligations built in.