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Retweeting your own tweets is a sure-fire danger sign, screams ‘look at me’.

The sooner his alien overlords take him away for a life-sentence of probing within a spiky implement the better. Having lived through the era of the original ITK ‘Pervy Plumber’ Colin Warris, the new wave of Burnsie Burners are like a 10-fold increase in nonceyness.

Well slap me sideways with a wet kipper, that is a shocker. Did Ryder write it with his crayons again?

https://www.bristolworld.com/sport/football/bristol-city/newcastle-united-monitoring-bristol-city-prospect-after-under-23s-breakthrough-3736015 Newcastle United are monitoring the progress of Bristol City prospect Reuben McAllister, BristolWorld can reveal. The Magpies are one of several Premier League clubs said to be keen on a move for the attacking midfielder and there is also interest from major clubs in Scotland.

Where does Sarr feature? Lots of shit performance in yellow.

I’d be more worried if we were losing out to the Brentford’s and Leeds rather than potentially PSG, Dortmund and Milan. City had the same sort of initial build stigma even without the shackles of FFP.

Barnier with a more measured but similar message…

Fair enough. Can we take the kid that was out on Lens from PSG if that’s the case. Think Leeds we’re rumoured to be bidding for him.

See also ‘Holt, Oliver’ and ‘Samuel, Martin’.

I think that might be the thinly veiled Plan B referenced in the Ronnie Gill if Botman gives a definitive ‘no’.

If Burnley were an AirBNB host: “Other than killing the father, beating the mother and sleeping with the daughter, NUFC was the perfect house guest…”

Nice couple of weeks to shake out any final interest from other clubs.

Alex Crook from The Mirror talking a £10m fee for Pope.

Love the fact Southampton have signed him and Lee Ryder missed the memo, saying they want Pope. Thicker than whale spunk is wor Lee.

Darlow plus a bit of cash, keeps overheads down. Or could flog Wood back to them and they could sell Weighorst to bridge the tv money drop off.

Quick scan has articles quoting his likely saleable value as £10m to £20m. No release clause like Cornet. £40m is what fat tongued moron Merson said we should pay for him. Pope’s contract is up next summer so realistically it’s sell now or for buttons in January.

Fuck that for a game of soldiers.

More pissed that this might mean Lascelles doesn’t go back there in a big money move.

Liverpool supposed to have completed their business now with a £6.5m (£4m up front and £2.5m in bonuses) move for Calvin Ramsey from Aberdeen.

Does he have a cheap-ish relegation release clause? Sure somewhere mentioned in the region of £12m.

Whenever I hear prices quoted I just think Everton. Having spunked £50m on Sigurdsson who has now been released (might be another long term “arrangement” in the offing), it would be so them to plough the same into JWP. Frankie the Tory would love him.

Fair enough, I’ve got nothing against him and was desperate for SBR to sign him as a player. Enjoyed the WC and Euros runs but Italy in the final felt like watching a re-run of the Croatia game so started to suspect some capability limitations at that point.

Gone all posh, like some horsey student in Jizmond.