Nucasol

Yes, violently.

Hamstrings like Super Noodles. Avoid.

Like a woman in the latter stages of giving birth, Arsenal are "pushing hard" for his signature according to Mark Douglas in the iPaper.

"Romano closing in..."

Galetti’s update is that they’ve agreed a €30m fee with the ownership group (Merlyn Partners) and the player wants to go to Milan. Lille are under investigation for the Merlyn - Elliott links (AC Milan’s soon to be former owners). However Elliott will soon be out of the way of Milan and you’d think any agreement would now have to be arms length - the Lille President knows this and that’s why he’s holding his ground with Milan. Potentially another €5-10m more which is worth digging in for. Some details on the dodgy details: https://football-italia.net/lequipe-elliott-put-milan-on-sale-after-suspicious-transfers-with-lille/amp/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-10900185/Four-clubs-South-African-fourth-tier-guilty-match-fixing-banned-life.html God bless the Saffers, bent as fuck!

“Sleeves rurled up, foreskin rurled down…”

Pissed in his jacket pocket whilst Dan the Man wasn’t looking as well.

Castore have binned off their store on Chelsea. Obviously targeting a different crowd now rather than Sloane Rangers.

Big Sven’s last Netherlands U21 game is on Saturday (5pm in Wales) so likely to be movement after that. Hopefully hop on the train from Liverpool Lime Street.

Could be more of a challenge around knowing players’ release clauses, wages etc. Might make things tricky.

Trossard from Brighton linked again in Belgium. Don’t know whether Ashworth has a non compete clause in place though which would make this a no goer.

This is all stacking up nicely. Targett is more than adequate to bridge where we want to get to before upgrading like Man City have done. They made do with Wayne Bridge before they made that jump up to CL quality, although not before burning £50m on alleged rapist Mendy. The loan to buy piece is another great development. Hopefully by next year a better league position will allow us to supersize our commercials.

I thought he was piping the other lass in the photo. Maybe he just got tired of Wagyu A5 steak and fancied a dirty plate of corned beef hash instead ??‍♂️

Once Sven Adult Book’s medical is announced it’ll be VexedCon1 alert levels around here.

Belt Notch 3 at the moment.

Fun88 blue, baaaaalls.

Is the top picture the lad who Pique is playing stepdaddy to?

“They got taken over by a Ponzi scheme, because Sunderland is a massive club”

“And it’s Ponzi Scheme, Ponzi Scheme FC, we’re by far the dodgiest team, the world has ever seen…”

Accentuated by horsetoothed Rylan’s brand on the arm.

Get all over Darlow lads, you know it makes sense.

Quick scan of Twitter and she seems as popular with the Love Island viewers as her old man is with NUFC fans, tremendous.

Deader than a dead thing in Deadland.

Luke definitely got fucked over by EasyJet with his flights so is taking his pent up misery out on us!