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Talks really well but ultimately shouting into the wind as you’ve got the Cartel Clubs sitting there either making it up whilst they go along (Man Utd, Chelsea, Man City), or comfortably bedding in their top of the pile status (Liverpool, Arsenal, Spurs). Meanwhile the southern historical lower league dwelling “happily married to the Cartel - we know our place” cuckholds/suppliants like Brighton, Brentford, Palace, Bournemouth and Fulham carry on appeasing their masters for crumbs. The mooted Bournemouth Marmadashvilii loan deal is the perfect visual representation of Cartel tickling the belly of one of its new generation feeder clubs. You’ve got the three promoted clubs just happy to be there, starry eyed gazing at Anfield, Old Trafford’s leaky roof and the Emirates, as they lube up ready for a 5-0 low quality rogering. Then you have a gang of 6 who want to strive. Us, Villa, West Ham, Wolves, Forest, Everton - all notionally old guard clubs who have had success in their long histories and want to get back up there but are hobbled by the stupid fucking artificially engineered rules to hamstring us. God bless the EPL.

Not sold on that one.

There’s a lot of people excessively hung up on nostalgia rather than progression, be that the playing squad or the stadium. Probably have a drawer full of Nokias they can’t bear to part with.

Got out off by the tax and delivery cost. Anyone know when we can expect these in the U.K.?

Romano confirmed.

“Doesn’t like the gays marra”, to use a RTG turn of phrase.

There’s a reason no one from Spain, Italy or England has taken a punt.

Free transfer and no pay off or a nominal fee to pay the difference between wages. Seems simple but appears Fraser wants to have his Red Velvet and eat it.

Yep, “transformative” window, “transformative” stadium plans. Judge in two weeks but he might need to find a new adjective.

Mokbel, who’s thick as thieves with Palace, says rejected.

Or Friday lunchtime. Think that’s the cutoff. The tight Scottish cunt will think he can jump on Southampton’s plane to the south coast and save himself a fare. 4D chess from the greedy little shitehawk.

Every time someone bumps this and the wee cunt hasn’t gone a part of me dies.

The Sun claiming Charlotte have walked away: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/29867333/miguel-almiron-newcastle-transfer-exit-mls-charlotte-collapses/

Cripple Crew.

Does it “slam shut”? Or does it “ease slowly towards a widely signposted and known closure time and date with an ever diminishing amount of space to get deals through over the course of the period? I believe it’s the latter, despite SSN’s dramatisation of the former description. However, Jim White can’t get a bone on unless the window comes crashing to an abrupt stop.

He’s off to Juve.

Thick as whale spunk.

What did they cost you? Fuck Charlie Adam.

I think we’ve got to hold our nerve on this one. The June PSR shenanigans can’t be repeated again, so would prefer not to overload ourselves financially when we could get a good pick up elsewhere for less cost. Personal preference would be more Botman, Bruno esque type deals. Good value from abroad for a player who could be eased into the side. Guehi would be ready to rumble but you’re paying a £20m premium. Good if you’re a Man City buying Kyle Walker and Stones pre-PSR, shit if you’re us skirting the upper limits of permissible losses.

Agreed. They’ll have Plan A, B, C and probably more. This isn’t Fat Mike and Charners “we tried” shtick.

Fuck Brighton.

Still have c.2 weeks to go. I think there will be a league wide trolley dash by the last week that gets everything moving.

On holiday. 10 bottles deep. Pissed the sunbed.

Absolute wet wipe.

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