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Good for him. Canny servant for us and we made a handy fee. Definitely got better value than Leicester on that deal.

Even more desire to bin the cunts off if the Bootcut Bandit has any skin in the game with them.

Wew! Come on down lad.

Sadly now a Man of Glass. Loan to a lower mid table Championship club with parachute payments. Possibly West Brom.

Think you’ll get fuck all for Williams but more for Elanga. Van de Beek is a busted flush too. Similar to us you might be having to loan him out for the next few seasons or waive on a free due to wages.

Loan with conditional option to buy would be mega.

Agreed, they’ll have trotted it out to Birmingham as well.

Nee money marra. Spent it all on Jewd’s brother.

Who’d give an exclusive to that personality void? Bloke is a fucking nugget.

Certain @Milanista was bigging Kalulu up last summer as part of the reason they didn’t need Big Sven. Unless he regressed last season.

Exactly. Would have fitted the model of buying the next two Botmans - Todibo and probably another player. Aim would be a single mega sale per window and buy the next one or two until we’ve got a stacked academy to fall back on.

Basically would be Maxi out -> Diaby in at that price and use someone already on the books to cover the LHS.

Flag it with the club. The bigger the body of evidence of CrapTories’ disaster class they get, the more likely they have for grounds to bin them off and get someone competent.

Linked with PSG. Kind of signing that will do well in their farmer’s league and sprinkle stardust for the loss of Messi and possibly Mbappé.

Cole Palmer?

Best. Analogy. Ever.

Darlow has gone quiet.

Hell of a tache.

Think he means Sanchez.

Top digging.

A bog standard Puma cookie cutter kit.

“Here comes Adam P again With the liquor and drugs And a flesh machine He's gonna do another striptease”

Gibbs-Shite.