Nucasol

Think he had shin splints at one point. Either way, he looks like he’s got Milner levels of reliability when compared with Plastercast Callum.

Dyer - 250 games in his 8 seasons here. Wilson - 108 in his 5 season so far.

I’d wager Dyer’s availability was miles better than Wilson’s has been. Wilson is clocking in at 40-odd% of our games played in his time here. Dyer will be higher. Woodgate - accept that.

Random one on the BBC Gossip column this morning. Feels like we already have the ‘project striker’ in Osula: Newcastle are in pole position to sign Algeria forward Ibrahim Maza, 18, after Hertha Berlin dropped his asking price to 20m euros (£16.65m). (Caught Offside)

Just have to laugh.

Pisstake or legit?

I wouldn’t blame Bunce for anything to do with Wilson. Two pieces of kitchen towel prittsticked together are more robust than Callum’s muscles and tendons.

Hamstrings like SuperNoodles.

Ready stash in the photo reel.

That’s honestly unbelievable. The guy is a walking bandage.

“Setback”

Bournemouth: Brighton: Palace (Steve Parrish & his Cartel friends): Brentford: Fulham, Wolves and Everton:

Currently hovering between Circles 5 and 6. Circle 7 is the inevitable dust up when their form nosedives in the New Year.

Fiorentina.

Going full Bob Murray myself - 75,119 and above plz

Yep. Have no recollection of him playing for them.

Qayne Wuinn.

So if you count Ashby it’s 18. If someone gets the last one I’d be surprised.

3 to get, 2 if Ashby counts.

He did, not much but went there after Derby I think.

Shout. 5 to get.

Nobby Solano.

The missus just got Carroll.

Sir Les.

1. Bellamy 2. Dyer 3. Ba 4. Pearce 5. Parker 6. Harewood 7. Bowyer 8. Hislop 9. Nolan 10. Kitson 11. Ferdinand 12. Carroll 13. Solano 14. Diame 15. Lee 16. Faye 17. Quinn 18. Ashby 19. Srnicek