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Frankie & Bennys all the way. Throw in a Poundland and PetsAtHome and we’re talking.

Tarting up St James is putting lipstick on a pig. The site itself is all wrong for a stadium in 2025.

Leicester 0-2 Chelsea Arsenal 3-0 Forest Villa 2-1 Palace Bournemouth 2-2 Brighton Everton 1-0 Brentford Fulham 2-1 Wolves Man City 2-2 Spurs Southampton 0-3 Liverpool Ipswich 1-2 Man United Newcastle 2-1 West Ham

You can see they’ve used a spirit level on that graft. Sharp as a razor.

Don’t we only need 6 dissenters? It’ll hopefully be us, City, Chelsea, Everton, Villa, Leicester and Forest. Back to the drawing board wanky red shirt cuntbags.

Absolutely stotting. Those bacon wrapped beauties are Christmas for me.

“Can’t leave the table until you’ve ate your sprouts marra” vibes.

Some pure scum out there.

Absolute turbogrifter. Schooled well by Blatter, Warner and Platini.

Coote hits the Toot.

Have you been socials stalking again?

I like the fact Brentford are coming to us rather than us going to them in the League Cup.

“Terrorising tuppence”?

It’s great all these numbskulls think we’re not actually wanting to turn a profit on our golden goose.

LuaLua fest.

They’ve been doing it all season. I’d ask them what they’re playing at but I imagine it’s hard to answer me back with their mouths being so full of Arsenal cock and balls.

Nope. Out for 5 games. Hoping Bowen picks up a niggle on international duty.

No one immediately ready. Heffernan and co haven’t even had a spell out on loan yet.

Man City away, Fulham at home and Bournemouth away next 3.

That lead at the top doesn’t quite look as good as it was a week ago. West Brom, Burnley and Sheffield United all winning today was the worst set of outcomes. Not quite as bad for their wellbeing as us winning though marras.

Yeah…whenever he’s back.